board = bulletin board .. i suppose nothing i posted above will make any sense at all without knowing the story.
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By the sign I was given this was not her wine but it was a very good wine the masses had dictated. This one I’m supposed to praise and dutifully do so. The applause scared the shit out of me, after 5 long minutes in silence, eyes glued to my Vulcan twitches of the brow and wrinkles of the nose I truly wasn’t expecting cheers and high fives from this quorum of dignificants.
I do admit I was liking all this attention, I invented new wine connoisseur moves like the ear twitch and Adam’s apples wobble.. Tricks I had been doing since I was a kid to make the bigger boys laugh and like me but they never did. It’s when I started crossing my eyes that Tootsie with a gesture told me I am taking the act where it naught ought to go.