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CHAPTER 7 - Murder Chicken Fiasco

  The next several hours passed swiftly, with Traebus methodically excavating slabs of precious metals and minerals from the cavern floor. Tank stood patiently, his massive form unfazed by the hundreds of pounds of iron, copper, quartz, and silver carefully arranged along his back and secured by woven vines. Occasionally, the great three-horn snorted lazily, as if silently judging the group for their obsession with shiny rocks.

  As Traebus hefted the final slab of silver into place, he stepped back to wipe sweat from his forehead, casting an appraising eye over their haul. He patted Tank's thick hide appreciatively. "You're an absolute beast, Tank. Literally. But don't let it go to your head."

  Tank gave him an unimpressed, rumbling grunt, clearly indicating he'd already considered that.

  "All right," Traebus said, dusting off his hands, "I'm going to check out that little crystal grotto over there before we go. I saw something interesting earlier."

  He crossed the cavern, footsteps echoing in the quiet expanse as he approached the shimmering alcove. The crystals lining the grotto walls were breathtakingly pure—each shard clear as glass, almost perfectly transparent, capturing and refracting the gentle illumination from his conjured orbs into cascading rainbows of muted color.

  Traebus carefully broke off a few hand-sized crystals, marveling at their cool, smooth surfaces. He held one up to the light, eyes narrowing thoughtfully. "If these things can hold mana, they could be absolute game-changers," he muttered to himself, excitement creeping into his voice. "Batteries, conduits, focusing lenses... Maybe even some sort of magical sensor array."

  Across the cavern, Vaelya knelt by the massive corpse of the Silent Death, her expression cautious yet focused. Dusk watched silently from nearby, providing both physical strength and silent encouragement as she examined the formidable chitinous plates covering the monstrous insect’s body.

  "This armor," she murmured quietly, running her fingers across the hard, glossy surface, "it is incredibly strong. Many hunters would trade half their possessions for a single segment."

  Traebus called back over his shoulder. "Feel free to harvest a few plates if you want. Not like it's using them anymore."

  Vaelya gave a faintly exasperated sigh, but did exactly that. With Dusk’s help, she carefully pried several large segments loose, each plate nearly as long as her torso. Their dark, iridescent surfaces shimmered like polished obsidian, tougher than bone or iron. Dusk patiently helped her carry the segments to Tank, who merely shifted his weight, completely indifferent to the additional load.

  Once finished, Vaelya returned to Traebus’s side, watching as he carefully stowed the crystals alongside their other finds. "You have gathered many materials," she remarked quietly. "Will you really use them all?"

  Traebus chuckled, glancing at the heavily laden Tank. "Honestly? No idea. But I’d rather have extra supplies lying around than wish I'd gathered more later."

  She nodded slowly, eyes thoughtful. "In my village, such a bounty would feed us for seasons. It feels strange to have so much and no village left to share it with."

  Traebus hesitated, sensing her melancholy. "Hey," he said softly, meeting her gaze. "You’re not alone here. I may not be a whole village, but I’m a pretty decent substitute."

  Vaelya studied him silently for a moment before a faint smile broke through her solemnity. "You are…something. But perhaps you will be enough."

  He laughed lightly, shaking his head. "I'll take that as a compliment."

  Sparky interrupted the moment with an impatient trill, zipping around Tank’s legs as though eager to be on their way. Traebus rolled his eyes, sighing dramatically. "Fine, Sparky, we’re going. No appreciation for resource management whatsoever, I swear."

  They gathered near Tank, who waited stoically beneath his towering burden of metals, crystals, and chitin plates. Traebus cast one last look around the cavern, noting with satisfaction their considerable haul.

  "All right," he said, clapping his hands once. "Let's head back. We've got an entire arsenal of new materials to play with."

  Vaelya raised an eyebrow. "Play?"

  He waved a dismissive hand. "Experiment. Invent. Build overly complicated magical contraptions that probably shouldn’t exist."

  She shook her head slightly, amusement touching her features. "Somehow, I am not reassured."

  Traebus laughed as he turned, leading the group toward the widened tunnel back to the surface. "That’s fair. Honestly, I wouldn't trust me either."

  With their loot secured firmly upon Tank’s broad back, Traebus took one last glance at the cavern, nodding to himself. The place was an invaluable resource, but also clearly attracted threats. Best to keep it sealed, at least until he’d properly domesticated this wild island into something less inclined to murder him on sight.

  As they exited the cavern mouth, he raised his hand, directing a flow of mana into the surrounding stone. In moments, sharp, spiky growths of jagged rock erupted upward, weaving themselves tightly into a solid barrier across the cave entrance. He left no gaps—nothing larger than a rodent could hope to squeeze through. When the magic faded, the opening looked natural again, as if it had always been sealed off by a wall of jagged, impenetrable rock.

  Vaelya regarded the new barrier with quiet appreciation. "You fear even stone walls will not be enough?"

  Traebus shook his head, brushing rock dust from his hands. "Let's just say I’ve learned the hard way that anything that can go wrong, will—especially around here. Until I've cleared and domesticated every inch of this island, I'm sealing off anything that even remotely looks like it might attract giant, homicidal insects."

  Vaelya frowned slightly. "Domesticate the island? You speak as if it's a wild beast to tame."

  He gave her a dry smirk. "Honestly, that’s exactly how it feels some days."

  Satisfied that the cavern entrance was now safely sealed behind layers of magically reinforced stone, Traebus motioned for the others to follow. "Come on," he said, rolling his shoulders to ease the tension. "Let’s get all this back to—"

  His words trailed off abruptly as they reached the top of the widened stairway. He stared in stunned silence at the utter chaos unfolding before them.

  The murder chickens—previously confined to their reinforced stone pen—were now running rampant. Several were angrily honking, flapping their absurdly ineffective wings, and bolting in circles around the compound. Meanwhile, the smaller elemental lizards desperately chased after them, chirping in frustration and occasionally shooting off random elemental attacks that missed spectacularly.

  One particularly ambitious murder chicken had managed to climb onto the storage building roof and was furiously honking its dominance, completely immune to the small lizards’ frantic attempts to herd it back into the stone enclosure.

  Traebus pinched the bridge of his nose, groaning. "Really? I seal off one disaster just to walk right into another?"

  Vaelya stared blankly, clearly unsure if she should laugh or draw her weapon. "Are these creatures... dangerous?"

  "Only to my sanity," Traebus sighed. "They're supposed to be food storage, not freedom-fighters staging a coup."

  Sparky chirped excitedly, leaping off Tank’s back to immediately join the chaos, apparently thrilled by the chance to assert dominance over the rebellious poultry.

  Dusk merely chuffed, the sound carrying a clear sense of amused resignation. He flicked an image of the murder chickens chasing Traebus in circles around the plateau.

  "Yeah, laugh it up," Traebus grumbled, stepping forward with exaggerated reluctance. "I leave you lot alone for a few hours, and suddenly our livestock decide to stage a revolution. You couldn’t handle a handful of angry birds without me?"

  As he marched forward into the pandemonium, Vaelya watched with a raised eyebrow. "Is it always like this here?"

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  Traebus gave a deep, weary sigh, then shrugged. "Honestly? Yeah, pretty much."

  Traebus sprinted forward, arms flailing like an angry windmill as he chased after a murder chicken that honked defiantly, narrowly dodging his outstretched hands. "Get back here, you feathered menace!" he shouted as it zigzagged away, ducking beneath a poorly aimed fireball hurled by an overly-enthusiastic elemental lizard. He skidded to a halt, shaking his fist at the offending lizard. "No fire! We're making dinner, not charcoal!"

  The elemental lizard chirped sheepishly, promptly switching to gusts of air instead, sending the stubborn bird tumbling head over clawed feet.

  Across the yard, Sparky had singled out one particularly troublesome chicken perched smugly atop the roof. With a determined trill, the lightning lizard launched himself upward, crackling with sparks and indignation. The chicken honked, startled, and promptly took flight—only to realize it was incapable of actually flying. It plummeted straight down, landing with a soft whump on Sparky, who immediately began running around blindly with a chicken riding him like an unwilling steed.

  Traebus groaned, watching the absurd rodeo unfold. "Sparky, you're supposed to herd them, not adopt them!"

  Meanwhile, Dusk was attempting his own methodical approach, stealthily cornering chickens into submission with quiet menace. It worked surprisingly well—until the chickens began to realize they outnumbered him and turned, honking angrily, forcing the normally intimidating shadow-lizard into a wary retreat. Traebus nearly tripped over his own feet, laughing as he called, "Not so scary now, are you, Dusk?"

  Dusk shot him a scathing mental image of Traebus face-down in the dirt, chickens victoriously standing atop his unconscious form. Traebus snorted. "Hey! No need for threats!"

  Sighing, he decided brute force was needed. Traebus summoned stone walls from the ground, herding the chickens closer together. The confused birds honked indignantly, trapped by rapidly rising stone barriers until, finally, they were boxed in. Sparky finally shook off his feathered rider, collapsing dramatically into a pile of exhausted scales.

  Panting, Traebus turned triumphantly to Dusk. "See? Problem solved."

  At that exact moment, the loudest chicken let out a defiant honk and attempted an escape, charging the barrier with surprising force—and promptly bouncing backward in a shower of feathers.

  Traebus grinned. "Magically reinforced stone, birdbrain. Good luck with that."

  From near the storage building, Vaelya watched the spectacle unfold, shaking her head with quiet amusement. "Your home is chaos," she called, her voice warm with laughter.

  Traebus shot a glare her way. "Thanks for noticing! Care to help?"

  She smiled sweetly. "Oh no, I wouldn't want to deprive you of your great victory."

  He scowled and waved her off, muttering something about being "surrounded by traitors" as he turned back to his feathered captives.

  Vaelya laughed softly as she led Tank toward the storage building, calmly directing the massive three-horn into position. With practiced hands, she carefully unfastened the secured materials, unloading heavy slabs of iron, copper, quartz, and silver, carefully stacking them against the outer wall. Her gaze frequently shifted back toward Traebus, watching him chase stray chickens around the makeshift pen, slipping, sliding, and occasionally shouting colorful curses at the uncooperative birds.

  Tank, completely indifferent to the chaos, stood calmly while she unloaded each slab of metal and crystal. Vaelya murmured softly to the three-horn as she worked, her voice soothing. "Your master is strange, isn't he? Brave, but very strange."

  Tank rumbled softly in response, as if agreeing wholeheartedly with the elf.

  Finally, with the materials stacked neatly beside the storage building, Vaelya turned back toward the scene of ongoing comedic chaos. Traebus was now bent double, breathing heavily, hair disheveled, face flushed from exertion. Sparky lay beside him, utterly spent, and Dusk sat nearby, looking thoroughly unimpressed.

  "I think," Vaelya called out, still smiling faintly, "that perhaps staying to watch this chaos unfold was the right choice."

  Traebus shot her a look of exhausted disbelief. "Oh sure, laugh it up. Next time, you handle chicken duty."

  She chuckled lightly. "Agreed. Next time."

  By the time the last murder chicken was finally secured—herded, corralled, and literally shoved through the stone gate—Traebus was ready to collapse where he stood. He sealed the pen shut with a flourish, pouring mana into the stone until the barriers resembled the walls of a small fortress rather than a simple animal enclosure.

  Stepping back, he wiped sweat from his forehead and admired his handiwork. "There," he declared breathlessly. "If those feathered devils escape from that, I’ll officially surrender this island and swim to the mainland."

  Vaelya raised an eyebrow, clearly amused. "Perhaps you should have done this the first time?"

  "Maybe," Traebus admitted with a tired sigh, "but where’s the fun in doing things right the first time?"

  They shared a brief, weary laugh as Sparky raced past them, still chirping triumphantly as though he'd single-handedly defeated a fearsome enemy. The lightning lizard skidded to a stop in front of the newly fortified pen, puffing his frills in victorious defiance at the now-docile murder chickens.

  Traebus rolled his eyes affectionately. "Sure, Sparky, all credit goes to you."

  Sparky chirped proudly, head raised high as he scampered toward the firepit.

  Dusk followed slowly behind, shaking his head slightly as if silently lamenting the madness he'd chosen to ally himself with. Tank had long since wandered off, contentedly lying in the fading sunlight, unbothered by the day’s chaos.

  As exhaustion settled heavily into his bones, Traebus motioned toward the firepit, gathering his small group together. Vaelya brought over smoked meat and freshly gathered murder chicken eggs, quickly frying them atop a heated stone slab until their edges sizzled enticingly. The scent of cooking eggs mixed deliciously with the smoky aroma of preserved meat, and soon enough the group was gathered around the meal, seated on stones or simply lounging on the ground.

  Traebus lifted an egg to his mouth, savoring the first satisfying bite. He glanced around at his strange companions—a shadowy drake lounging with casual grace, a lightning-infused lizard crowing proudly over his eggs, an enormous three-horn contentedly ignoring them all, and an elf warrior calmly frying eggs like she'd done it every day of her life.

  "This," he muttered between bites, "is probably the weirdest dinner party I've ever been to."

  Vaelya raised a delicate eyebrow, smirking slightly. "You often dine with lizards and elves where you come from?"

  "Not exactly," he admitted, biting back a grin, "but I can say that my previous companions were far less interesting. Also, fewer creatures tried to eat us."

  Dusk snorted softly, clearly amused, while Sparky chirped in agreement, bobbing his head energetically as he devoured his meal with gusto.

  Traebus chuckled, exhaustion softening his voice. "Yeah, yeah, Sparky, you’re the mighty hunter, conqueror of rebellious poultry. Your legend will outlive us all."

  Vaelya smiled faintly, quietly watching as Sparky trilled proudly, victoriously gulping down another mouthful of fried egg.

  The sun dipped lower, its last rays painting the sky shades of pink and amber. Traebus sighed, stretching out his aching limbs and savoring the warm glow of companionship and survival.

  For all the chaos, exhaustion, and unpredictable madness, moments like these made it all worth it—an odd, improbable family forged from unlikely alliances, sitting around a fire on an island filled with danger, magic, and endless possibilities.

  After the meal, exhaustion settled heavily over the strange group. Vaelya rose first, glancing around at their unusual collection—Tank sprawled lazily in the twilight, Dusk carefully curled in a silent coil beside Traebus, Sparky already twitching in his sleep, and the smaller lizards piled up together, utterly spent.

  Traebus moved slowly toward his makeshift bedding, stifling a yawn as he adjusted the rough mats and hay beneath him. Vaelya was already seated in her corner, wrapped snugly beneath her newly-crafted reptilian blankets. She studied Traebus thoughtfully as he flopped down, grunting softly in relief. "You have no proper bed," she noted quietly, "Yet you craft so many other strange wonders."

  He shrugged, eyes half-closed. "I’ll add ‘comfortable bed’ to the list. Right after I build furniture, fortify the island, and somehow prevent myself from accidentally blowing us all up."

  She smiled faintly, shaking her head before settling back against the wall. "Sleep, strange mage. Tomorrow will bring enough problems without you conjuring new ones tonight."

  He chuckled wearily, closing his eyes as Dusk curled tightly against his side, the drake's comforting bulk radiating warmth. Sparky soon scampered over, carefully nestling himself among the smaller lizards, who stirred just enough to rearrange themselves around him in a protective, cozy pile.

  Sleep came easily for once, heavy and uninterrupted. No predators clawed at their gates, no murderous creatures stalked their dreams, and no crises waited to wake them at midnight.

  Traebus woke early, just before dawn, his eyes opening to darkness tinged with faint morning light. Carefully untangling himself from Dusk, he stood, stretching his stiff muscles. Quietly, so as not to disturb his sleeping companions, he stepped out into the brisk, pre-dawn air.

  The island was calm, serene in the pale, early-morning stillness. The horizon was a deep blue-gray, just starting to blush gold. He quickly checked on the murder chickens, who eyed him suspiciously from within their fortified stone enclosure, honking with impatience. He tossed in a few chunks of smoked meat, watching with mild satisfaction as the oversized birds pounced hungrily.

  Returning inside, he rekindled the fire and set about cooking breakfast. The aroma of frying eggs and sizzling smoked meat soon permeated the small house, rousing his companions from sleep. Sparky trilled softly from his spot near the fire, tail flicking eagerly, and Dusk yawned hugely, stretching his shadowy wings before joining Traebus by the fire. Vaelya woke last, sitting up and blinking slowly before making her way toward the smell of food.

  Traebus handed her a plate of freshly cooked eggs and smoked meat, smirking slightly. "Sleep well?"

  "Better than I have in days," she admitted, nodding her thanks as she accepted the food. Then she glanced critically at his cooking, raising an eyebrow. "Still no utensils?"

  "Ah—forgot again," he grumbled, grabbing another plate for himself. "I'll make them later today, I swear. Can't leap civilization forward on an empty stomach."

  As everyone finished breakfast, he rose to his feet, dusting off his hands dramatically. The gathered companions—Vaelya watching him curiously, Dusk observing silently, and Sparky chirping eagerly—waited for whatever absurdity Traebus would announce next.

  "Alright, everyone," he declared grandly, rubbing his hands together with obvious excitement, "today marks a big step forward. I'll be experimenting with what we've collected. Iron, copper, quartz, and a little Nekrium—I’ve got the materials, I've got the mana, and I've even got an audience."

  Dusk let out a low chuff, while Sparky trilled enthusiastically.

  Traebus flashed them all a mischievous grin, the corners of his mouth tugging upward in anticipation. "Get ready, because we're about to leap straight into the future—or, if things go horribly wrong, straight into the next life. Either way, it'll be a blast."

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