「The Towers Below and the Towers Yonder,

  Two sides of the same pole that are sunder;

  Folly is morrow, merry is somber —

  Door, you shall close, severance thither.

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  Heir forsooth gifted, blessed are the blunder!

  Self twas abandoned, worry not wither. . .

  Vessel of parasite, some but a wrecker.

  Threefold damnation, singular ever.」

  — From the Lost Ballad of Blessedness, The Bard