xx49.07.17 | 19:22 | Still Thursday | [LIVE]

  Hello.

  Hello.

  Rainbow. Pink. Pink ... pinkness. Blue balloon.

  ...

  Okay, so just staring at something won't make anything come up on the screen. What if I...

  ...

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  Okay, let's try this again.

  I get up from my seat and walk across the room and pick up a small slim object five inches in length composed of plastic and black ink and—

  "Daniel! This stupid thing doesn't know what a pen is!" I shout. My brother's response isn't worth writing down. Wow, this thing already knows me.

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  I'm holding a pen in my left hand. I sit down—

  RED BANANA MAUVE MUSHROOM COMMAND INPUT/EXECUTE SET T/S: LOW SET TENSE: PAST GREY BADGER PURPLE GIRAFFE

  I sat down and wrote:

  This is still really, really weird.

  "Hm. I guess it's starting to work," I said.

  Okay, so this whole diary-of-my-brain thing seems to be starting to work now. I just wish I had something to write about, all that's happening tonight is more monitoring duty. It's morning in the Sparkling Islands. Did I just think that? I don't even ... this is so weird. Well, anyway, time to sign off and go to the monitoring room. If I'm lucky I might even get to see an island.

  Hm. This thing doesn't do sarcasm very well.

  I'll write more later.

  Or think more later.

  You know what I mean.

  In any case, later.