Issue 9: The Sand Colossal.

  After the tournament, Jam went his way. Jam lives in Minoi Valley and dwells inside of a cave with vines over it. As he walked in, he saw a lot of cheetahs living and thriving in his home. He glared at them as they were talking about Jam but didn’t notice him. “YOU SAW HOW JAM DESTROYED DIRUS?” one said and the other replied, “Sia might go after him, she usually tempts strong cheetahs.” And Jam saw that there were 10 of them. “How many of you want to die?

  You Boggle Bounce House Headed fools! And they all looked at Jam. “HEY IT’S JAM!” “WE SAW YOUR FIGHT!” “YOU LOOKED SO COOL!” They all started surrounding him but not too closely. Jam glared at them furiously. “You idiots are in my house, how did you vomit jaws find where I live?” Jam inquired them and one of them answered him. “Your stalker told us where you lived!” Jam looked at him. “Stalker, which one? The lame God Cheetahs, The Sia CockRoach or those little kids? You trembling gorrila groin!”

  They were laughing because of Jam’s roasts and one of them looked at him. “Your girlfriend, of course!” And Jam’s eyebrow went up for a split second and he glared at them. “Haunted Hot Sauce Bottle Head, I don’t have a girlfriend-” And suddenly a girl jumped in there. “AHHHH, IT’S REALLY YOU! IT’S ME SILA!” She yelled at him. Jam immediately responded. “Lower your decibels, you exploding jaw surgery!” She smiled even more assidiously. “OH MY GOD, JAM JUST ROASTED ME!” She squealed. “This pendulum lipped retar-” She yelled louder. “HE PAYED ATTENTION TO MY LIPS!” And the people smiled. “AWW, YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE TOGETH-!” Jam cut him off. “99.9% Of you will not make it out of here, the only exception would be the blood that splatters out! You demonic binocular bomb throats!” And she smiled at him. “I JUST LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO OR SAY!” She yelled. Jam immediately responded. “I hate everything you do or say, you digressing nuke lung!” Jam looked at all of them. “Why are you blown up treefrog wigs in here?” And they looked at Jam. “We are your fans!” and the other one looked at him. “We love you Jam!” And Jam was disgusted. “Don’t use that word around me ever again or I will turn your insides outside so that they can be equally matched in ugliness, you telescopic spear chins!” Jam remarked bitterly at them. She looked at them “GET OUT, NOW!” And they walked out with sorrow. But Jam hated her so much that he sided with them. “No Idiots, get back in or I will destroy you! You guitar string neck blasts!” And they came back. They smiled at him and Jam looked at her. “Idiot, you have no level of authority, I don’t know you and definitely do not want to. You look like an inbred musketeer that smokes It’s grandpa foreskin ashes and gets high on it every saturday! I have no interest in you, you tyrannosaurus biscuit neck!” Her smile faded and a tear started to roll down. “Now you, get out! You surgically removed horse kidney!”

  He commanded her. And she looked like she couldn’t believe it. Then Jam’s fans stood up and started yelling at her. “YEAH, GET OUT YOU TRAMPLED THROAT!” “OUT NOW, YOU HUMPBACK BOOTY CHIN SPLIT GORRILA!” And she started walking out and they were still yelling. “SILVERBACK DONUT DOME!” “YOU SAGGY GRANDMA CHIN-” Jam looked at them. “Idiots, you get out now too! You divine extraterrestrial, hypothetical, disease collectable, deceased vegetables, from belize unacceptable, anorexical shield heads!” And they looked down and walked out and one of them went back in and grabbed the left over gazelle burger and walked out. At 4AM It shows to 10 kids running and playing around on the beach. The parents were watching them but also talking to each other and the Pack Leader was staring into the ocean. One of the adults said to the Pack Leader. “Hey boss, are you sure It’s a good idea to be at the beach at such an early time? I have heard stories of a colossal sand cheetah around this area.” The pack leader immediately responded. “You’re gonna listen to fairy tales or your leader who has saved your life? Scared? Then why don’t you leave?”

  The leader walked away and his eyes were black with blood leaking. As the kids were playing they noticed that the print they wrote was gone and the werid kid of them eyes started to turn black and he started to write on the ground: “Sandex Is here! :)” The kids were calling him and werido but as they spoke to him, sand started to compose into a ginormous Sand Cheetah in the far distance and it glared at them and ran to them at speeds of 10000 and they screamed and ran away but he dashed over and ate the whole pack and then went back underground. The next day, a cheetah ran to Jam. “HEY JAM, MY NAME IS NORSON!” Jam was sleep and he woke up. “Idiot, how did you find me?” And he yelled at Jam. “THERE IS A EVIL STRONG CHEETAH THAT IS A MYTH BUT THEY JUST SPOTTED HIM AT 4:00AM!”

  And Jam looked at him. “Yell one more time, I will make you beg that Evil Strong Cheetah to stop me, you stone slab lip idiot!” And he quickly backed up from Jam. “I think he might be your biggest opponent yet, literally! He is a colossal, colossals can grow up to be 50+ feet tall. I think he might win but I don’t think you believe that!” And Jam looked at him, “You must be the ugly idiot from yesterday who was with my admirers. You trembling gorrila groin!” and he smiled at Jam. “YES, that’s me! I am TGG! No longer Norson. So Jam, will you fight him?” Jam walked to him. “Listen you disciplined goat throat, I don’t need to listen to your suggestions. I never even allowed you into my house, you urine stained boomerang!” TGG looked down. “I just want the best for you. I know that you are very strong and that you won the tournament.

  I want you to become a legend known by many, my whole family talks about you and I am finally accepted in the Mino pack just because I was once in your home and everyone thinks that I am cool. I used to be hated on just because of my fur texture, but you have helped me know that I am much more than my appearance by calling me things. I am just so inspired by you, which is why me and the buddies made this.” He brought out a statue of Jam. And Jam eyes went fierce. “What the hell is this? You unpresentable rental, dental, sentimental, bent-through boulder beard!” he looked at Jam. “You like it?′ but immediately was cut off. “No, you haunted brontosaurus binocular jaw! I look like a wooden shovel!” And he looked at Jam. “Sorry. I will just take it back-” Jam interrupted. “Or, I just look like a wooden shovel. Despite your horrible efforts, I will take it. You bashed skull retard!” And he smiled widely. “Don’t smile too much, It might not survive the night If I see it looking at me, you egyptian waist.” And then he looked at Jam. “Just please consider what I said, okay?” And Jam just glared at him and then he walked out and then a spike flew out of Jam’s tail and the spike spoke to him. “You should listen to him Jam.” And Jam looked at it. ’Idiot, what I say about existing?”

  Meanwhile, back to the God Cheetahs. The God Cheetahs were having a bad day. Marculus looked at them. “Come on guys, we got this! Sia is not gonna win. What are yall’s problems?” And then they looked at him. ET said to him. “Zebra Cake said that I am short.” and Vinex answered him. “I didn’t win 3000 battles in 30 minutes, I was one battle late.” and Volcano answered him. “Someone took some of my berries and got away with it...For longer than 2 minutes.” and Flex answered as well. “Ecclesiastes 1:18 For in much wisdomismuch grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.” And Marculus answered himself. “I haven’t eaten anything in 5 minutes.”

  And Vinex looked at him. “idiot, did you just reply to yourself?” Skyfire flew in. “HEY GUYS!” His eyes were crossed. Flex thought he was a enemy and struck him out. Skyfire yelled: “WHY ME?” and Marculus shoved his finger the face of Skyfire and laughed at him.“OH OH OH OH OH-” Before getting strangled out of existence by ET. ET laughed at them and they both grumbled at him and hestruck them out of the world and they came back and were laughing and growled at themselves before destroying themselves. “Idiots.” Marculus said even though he was the main one acting stupid. “Indeed you are.” Vinex said. ET looked at them in relief. “Well, It seems like the mood is back up. You guys really know how to stimulate each other’s moods.” Flex looked at them. “Well, what should we do now?” Arrex jumped at them.

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  “Guys, Do you believe in Sandex?′ And Flex answered. “I only believe in God.” Arrex looked at him. “Fine, I will rephrase that. Have you ever believed in Sandex?” and Vinex looked at him. “Who hasn’t? he is like the most prominent myth. He used to be a hero with all of the other colossals but started eating people and absorbing their crystals and even their souls. I heard he started following a Dark Unknown Entity that possesses heroic cheetahs to do evil based off of their traumatic experiences. Also, this is just a theory but that same entity is also working for some darker unknown force...This stuff is crazy.” Marculus lost pieces of his head while saying: “WOAH YOU ARE SMART VINEX!” and Vinex answered him. “And you are not.” And Marculus was gone. “UGLY THING!” He yelled at Vinex. . “Anyways, Arrex. What about it?” Arrex looked at him.

  “There have been recent sightings. One at Wural Beach and then 2 at Domino Valley.” And then ET looked at him. “Arrex, you know that people lie all of the time, right?” Marculus was half of a person as he said to Arrex. “Yeah, you might be wrong.” and Arrex answered them. ” 1 and a half of you don’t believe me but what about you all?′ Volcano looked at him. “Check the crystal detector on the map of Domino Valley.” And then Arrex walked and then he checked the crystal detector on the map of Domino Valley and then he saw that dozens of crystals were moving across the sand.” And ET looked at them. “What the?” and then Volcano grabbed his book, flipping through the pages expeditiously before flipping to the right one and looked at them. “Sandex circles the Domino and Wural beach 3 times before rising up to take his great feast every 1 Million years because D.W’s unabbreviated form is “Distribute Wrath” which is a common entity code to inflict wrath on the land.”

  And they looked at each other and they looked back at the Map and the Crystal detector was going off at Main Valley and they quickly flew out and at the beach, Sandex jumped out of the ground and roared loudly for all to hear. Grabbing various amounts of cheetahs and ate 20 of them and then digested their souls. Terrorizing the lands, as he stepped out of the sand and onto the land and was knocking down trees and then he jumped at the nearby hills. He then blasted sand flames at the ground... Suddenly, the flames were diminished because the God Cheetahs blocked them. Flex used Ocean Pulse, causing a large body of water, compassed of powerful energy to forge to blast at him but..

  .He slapped it away as if it was nothing and jumped at Flex...Before Flex could get impacted, Marculus punched through Sandex but Sandex was just sand so he was not infected by physical attacks, for he is a Slasso. He noticed Marculus and then threw him at the clouds... He then formed a sand sword and sliced Marculus in half...Out of nowhere... Vinex spammed Di-vine at him and inflicted a lot of damage and knocked Sandex to nothing but sand. And Vinex looked at them. “YEAHH, I WON!” ET looked at him. “Not so, he is a Slasso.” And the Sand flew to the beach and they chased after him but he was already formed and he roared them across the world and then caught them on the other side of the world because he can teleport through beaches...He used the force and slammed them all on the ground and threw an Ultimate Sand Explosion at them, luckily, Skyfire swooped them up and threw them away and afterwards, used Cloud Flames at Sandex, impacting him...

  Skyfire then picked up Sandex and launched him at the Ocean to which Flex turned the Ocean into a fist and knocked Sandex back up...Sandex, being persistent, reformed and teleported across the beaches. Vinex yelled. “OH MY GOD!” He had enough with the rules and reality warped Sandex to be hurled back to himself and he used Ultimate Vine Launch and launched him into the sun. ET looked at him. “HEY, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CONTROL REALITY WITHOUT PERMISSION!” And Vinex looked at him. “Idiots, how long will you listen to the Master God Cheetahs? The more you hold back your true powers, the more we all will lose! I am tired of being incapable.”

  ET looked at him. “Well, you don’t have to be a God Cheetah, you’ve already made that decision twice! The Masters can just take your divinity away!” And Vinex answered him. “Fine then, do it then! But I am gonna make the most of it if it’s to save everyone.” And Sandex was falling from the sky and had a Sand castle in his hand and he was about to destroy them with it but Vinex used Omnipotent Fist which is a illegal move that God Cheetahs are not alllowed to use. He knocked the Sand Castle and Sandex out of the universe and flew out and went to destroy him.ET looked at him.

  “We have to stop him!” Volcano looked at him. “Why? weren’t you the one who hated that he never did his duties and now that he is doing it but not in the way that you want, you wanna stop?” And ET looked at him. “Really?You too?′ Suddenly, Vinex got slammed on the ground by Sandex and then Sandex made 3 clones of himself and they all knocked Vinex out of existence. The God Cheetah death signal beamed up into the sky. And then Skyfire yelled at Sandex and used Flames Of The Skys, where flames assemble in the sky and then converge towards the opponent... Skyfire ended up burning him to ashes and he looked at them. “Oops..” Flex looked him. “He isn’t gone. The spirit in him is still there and in control.” They ran to the beach again and then the ground started to rumble and the spirit was angry and all of the sand accumulated and supersized Sandex to his ultimate form. He was now 200 feet, having blue fire as eyes and roaring at them as they backed up. And then TGG ran up and looked at the Sand Creature. “OH MY GOD!” ET looked at TGG. “RUN!” TGG ran away but Sandex picked TGG up and ate him and roared at them and they all flew to Sandex to attack but he had powerful aura and it created a sort of barrier, knocking them to the ground and he roared at them vehemently and then he jumped out of Cheetah Power and then he dived down at them full speed with his power “Ultimate Sand Disruption Claw.” They ducked but then Jam stood right there, taking the damage. Sandex roared at him and tilted his head in confusion. “What confusing? You robust salty jar of pickles!” And he roared at Jam and tried to claw him but nothing happened and the God Cheetahs looked at Jam.

  “Jam!” Jam didn’t use powers but had abilities overlapped with strange techniques, using “Spike Storm Circulation’ caused 90000 spikes to fly out of Jam’s tail and began circulating the Sand Monster and Jam ran around with the spikes at a very fast speed, creating a colossal spike tornado and it started to erase Sandex slowly...Finally,Jam jumped towards Sandex’s face. “Boo.” And Sandex got scared and the impact of Jam’s said: “Boo” Exorcised that entity, launching him on the near ground, as for Sandex, the impact knocked him across the world. Jam looked at the entity and the entity roared at Jam... Jam, unintimidated, turned around and looked at the God Cheetahs. “I planned to destroy Sandex not this idiot. You idiots can take on and fight this crimson dynamite nut sack!′ And then Jam saw TGG on the ground. “Get up idiot, I won.” and he got up and looked at Jam. “JAM!” And he tried to hug him. “Lesson to all of you feet sore retards: If you hug me the spikes on me will erase you out of existence if I have aftermath on you busted broccoli breasts!” TGG looked at Jam. “So we can’t hug you?” and the God Cheetahs looked at each other. Arrex nodded and spoke.

  “We can fight our own battles. Vinex is right, we don’t need authority over us to help guide us through fights.” ET affirmed. And Volcano looked at them. “We got this.” And then they all nodded. The Entity flew towards them with all of his force but they had Divine Aura on and his force did nothing to them...Volcano used Divine Fist and broke the entity’s spirit and ET used Divine Thunder Claw and clawed him across the universe, immensely dividing his existence... Marculus used Ink Pulse and blasted him so hard that he broke half of his soul out of existence and Skyfire flew to him...The Entity dodged him until Skyfire used Star Wings and blazed him, igniting his spirit to the core. Finally, Flex used “God’s Will” And rebuked him out of existence and they all smiled at each other because of their astonishing victory. “YEAHHHHH!” and as they were cheering, Vultrex flew away and went to Sia. “They took out the Dark Dane Entity.” And Sia responded to him. “So?” And Vultrex looked at them through the Magic Waters.

  “That means that they broke your curse, the curse you made to make them lose every battle as a collective. That means they can redefine reality without the Master’s authority.” And Sia looked at him and then at them through her Magical water. “Interesting.” And she heard a familiar voice. ”Interesting, indeed." And Sia turned around and she looked shocked. “It’s...” But he interrupted her before she could finish. ”It is I..." And he chuckled darkly.