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THE PARENT EVENING WITH TOO MANY TITLES

  The academy’s Parent Evening invitation arrived in the same envelope as Ellie’s commendation letter.

  Thomas assumed that was normal.

  Elite schools, he had learned, packaged praise the way restaurants packaged truffles: carefully, expensively, and with an implied expectation of gratitude.

  He read the invitation out loud while stirring a pot of stock.

  “‘We warmly invite parents and guardians to attend an evening of academic presentations, faculty consultations, and community fellowship.’” He squinted at the next line. “There’s a dress code.”

  Elara, seated at the kitchen table with her laptop open, didn’t look up.

  “Of course there’s a dress code.”

  Thomas frowned. “It says ‘formal, but discreet.’ What does that mean?”

  “It means don’t wear your chef whites,” Elara said, deadpan.

  “I wasn’t going to,” he protested. “I was thinking… dark suit. Maybe a tie. Maybe the one with the little… fish.”

  Elara’s mouth twitched.

  “Don’t wear the fish tie.”

  “Why?” he asked, genuinely wounded.

  “Because it’s an elite private school.”

  “I know,” he said, affronted. “Fish are elite.”

  Ellie wandered in with a book tucked under her arm.

  “Dad,” she said solemnly, “fish are not elite.”

  Thomas looked at her as if she had said the sky was green.

  “Don’t turn on me,” he whispered.

  Ellie patted his arm kindly, like he was a guest at his own restaurant.

  “I’ll help you choose,” she said.

  Elara’s eyes stayed on her screen.

  “Ellie,” she said, without looking, “you are not to mention… any extracurriculars at school.”

  Ellie nodded. “Yes, Mum.”

  Thomas blinked. “Extracurriculars?”

  Elara finally looked up with impeccable calm.

  “Chess club,” she said.

  Thomas brightened. “Oh! She’s in chess club? That’s fantastic. I knew she was a genius.”

  Ellie stared at him with the patient expression of someone had already accepted that adults were strange creatures.

  “Yes,” she said softly, “chess club.”

  ---

  Parent Evening was held in the academy’s west wing.

  Thomas had never been inside the building after hours.

  He had dropped Ellie at the gates many times, watching her disappear between ironwork and security scanners, thinking, What an intense school for politicians’ children.

  Tonight, the scanners were still there.

  The guards were still there.

  The dogs were still there, too—sleek, disciplined, unnervingly intelligent.

  Thomas leaned toward Elara as they waited in line behind a couple dressed like the cover of a financial magazine.

  “Are the dogs for bombs?” he whispered.

  Elara nodded, expression neutral. “Yes.”

  Thomas exhaled in relief.

  “Good,” he murmured. “I mean, not good that there are bombs, but good that they’re looking for them.”

  Elara’s gaze flicked briefly toward one of the handlers, who gave her the smallest nod.

  Thomas didn’t notice.

  He was busy deciding whether his shoes squeaked too loudly to be considered discreet.

  ---

  Inside, the academy looked different.

  Not supernatural.

  Not dramatic.

  Just… older.

  Gothic arches cast long shadows across polished floors. Candle sconces burned with soft light that could have been electric, but chose not to be. Portraits lined the hallway of men and women with stern eyes and names printed beneath them in tidy gold script.

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  Thomas leaned closer to Ellie.

  “See?” he whispered. “Nobles. Politicians. That’s why it feels like a castle.”

  Ellie stared at a portrait that definitely, absolutely, had fangs if you looked too long.

  “Yes, Dad,” she said.

  Elara’s hand found the small of Thomas’s back, guiding him forward before he could become fascinated by the wrong painting.

  ---

  The first event was “student presentations.”

  Ellie sat with Lila and Mara at a small table in the auditorium, each child displaying a project. Ellie’s was labelled:

  FOUNDATIONS OF EQUILIBRIUM: A STUDY IN CONTROL

  Thomas beamed with pride.

  “Look at that title,” he whispered to Elara. “That’s basically my relationship with salt.”

  Elara blinked. “What?”

  “Foundations of equilibrium. You know. Not too much, not too little. Balance. That’s cooking.”

  Elara’s expression softened despite herself.

  “It is,” she admitted quietly.

  Ellie stood when her turn came.

  She did not look nervous.

  She looked… prepared.

  “I learned that if you push, things break,” she said calmly to the room.

  A few parents smiled indulgently, expecting a moral about studying.

  “If you listen,” Ellie continued, “things settle.”

  The staff seated at the side table—Principal Arkwright, Instructor Vale, Instructor Mallory—watched with unnerving attention.

  Ellie held up a simple drawing: four circles overlapping, with a fifth at the centre.

  “Earth, water, air, fire,” she said, pointing to each.

  Then she tapped the centre.

  “Control.”

  Thomas’s eyes widened.

  “Wow,” he breathed. “She made a Venn diagram.”

  Elara’s lips twitched. “Yes.”

  “Genius,” he whispered again, like a prayer.

  ---

  After the presentations, parents were guided into “faculty consultations.”

  The hallway was divided into sections, each marked with tasteful placards.

  ACADEMICS

  WELLBEING

  SECURITY

  ATHLETICS

  Thomas stopped dead at SECURITY.

  “Why does a school have a security consultation?” he whispered.

  “Because of who attends,” Elara replied.

  Thomas nodded slowly, as if that solved everything.

  “Right,” he said. “Children of… important people.”

  Elara’s eyes flicked toward the sign as if it were a joke written by the universe.

  “Yes,” she said softly. “Important.”

  They were ushered into Arkwright’s office.

  The room smelled faintly of old paper and winter air.

  A fireplace was lit, though the building was warm enough without it.

  Thomas admired the way the shadows made everything look like a painting.

  Elara sat opposite Arkwright with the stillness of someone used to interrogations.

  Thomas sat beside her with the stillness of someone trying not to squeak.

  Arkwright smiled—warm, controlled.

  “Mr and Mrs Hale,” she said. “Thank you for coming.”

  “It’s a pleasure,” Thomas said earnestly. “This place is incredible. Like Hogwarts, but with better… decor.”

  Elara coughed, which sounded suspiciously like laughter being strangled.

  Arkwright’s eyes glinted.

  “We aim for dignity,” she replied.

  She slid a folder across the desk toward Elara.

  “Your daughter’s progress is… remarkable.”

  Elara nodded once. “You told me.”

  “Yes,” Arkwright said. “But this is the broader faculty summary.”

  Thomas leaned forward eagerly.

  “Is she top of the year?” he asked.

  Arkwright paused.

  “Academically,” she said carefully, “she is exceptional. Her discipline is what we value most.”

  Thomas smiled as if someone had praised his soup.

  “I always say discipline is the difference between a good sauce and a crime,” he said.

  Arkwright looked at him as if she wasn’t entirely sure whether that was metaphor or confession.

  Elara’s fingers tapped once on the folder.

  “Is there a concern?” she asked.

  Arkwright’s smile became gentler.

  “Not a concern,” she said. “An observation.”

  She turned the folder slightly so Thomas could see a neat chart of Ellie’s scores—math, literacy, history, physical training.

  Everything was high.

  Everything was calm.

  Thomas pointed proudly.

  “Look at that,” he said. “I knew the flashcards worked.”

  Elara stared at him.

  “What flashcards?”

  Thomas blinked. “The ones I made. With vegetables on them. I made them fun.”

  Elara’s expression did something complicated.

  ---

  Arkwright folded her hands.

  “Ellie integrates learning differently,” she said.

  Thomas nodded enthusiastically.

  “Yes. Like mise en place. You set everything up, and then it’s just… smooth.”

  Arkwright continued, voice measured.

  “She also displays unusual composure under pressure.”

  Thomas shrugged. “She takes after her mother.”

  Elara’s eyes flashed at him, quick and sharp.

  Thomas smiled brightly, unaware he had just complimented a woman who had disarmed explosives for the Crown.

  Arkwright looked at Elara.

  “Indeed,” she said softly.

  Then she looked back at Thomas, as if recalibrating him.

  “And you, Mr Hale,” she added, “seem to provide a very… stable environment.”

  Thomas flushed.

  “Well,” he said, “I do my best. I make sure the pantry is always stocked and that Ellie’s socks match.”

  Elara stared at him like she wanted to laugh and scream simultaneously.

  ---

  After the meeting, the academy hosted “community fellowship” in the dining hall.

  Tables were set with silverware that looked like it had been inherited by the building itself. Candles flickered. A string quartet played something dark and romantic.

  Thomas leaned toward Elara.

  “This is amazing,” he whispered. “We should do this at Neutral Ground.”

  Elara raised an eyebrow. “String quartet?”

  “Candlelight,” he clarified. “Also silverware.”

  Elara’s lips twitched. “You own a restaurant.”

  “Yes,” he said seriously. “But I don’t own aristocracy.”

  Ellie returned to them with Lila and Mara in tow.

  Lila’s mother smiled politely, elegant and pale, wearing a necklace that caught candlelight the way teeth caught moonlight.

  Mara’s father offered a handshake with a grin that was too charming to be entirely human.

  Thomas shook hands enthusiastically.

  “Lovely to meet you,” he said. “Thomas Hale. Chef.”

  Lila’s mother’s eyes brightened.

  “Ah,” she said. “Neutral Ground.”

  Thomas blinked.

  “You’ve heard of it?”

  “Haven’t we all,” Mara’s father murmured.

  Thomas beamed with pride.

  “Word of mouth,” he said happily. “That’s the best kind.”

  Lila’s mother smiled wider.

  “Indeed,” she said.

  Thomas did not notice anything unusual.

  He was too busy asking Mara’s father what his favourite pastry was.

  ---

  At the end of the evening, as they walked back toward the gates, Thomas exhaled in satisfaction.

  “Well,” he said, “that was intense.”

  Elara hummed.

  “I feel like everyone there was judging me,” Thomas added.

  “They were,” Elara said.

  Thomas nodded solemnly.

  “Because of my tie?”

  Elara looked at him.

  “No,” she said slowly. “Not your tie.”

  “Good,” Thomas said, relieved. “Because I didn’t wear the fish.”

  Ellie slipped her hand into his.

  “Dad,” she said softly.

  “Yes?”

  “Thank you for coming.”

  His expression softened immediately.

  “Always,” he said. “You’re my favourite person.”

  Ellie smiled faintly.

  “That’s not fair to Mum.”

  Thomas glanced at Elara.

  “You’re both my favourite people,” he corrected quickly.

  Ellie giggled.

  For a moment, the gothic arches behind them, the security dogs, the whispering parents with too many titles, all faded.

  They were just a family walking under London night air.

  ---

  At Crown House, a report was filed quietly.

  PARENT EVENING OBSERVATION:

  SUBJECT THOMAS HALE – CIVILIAN PRESENTATION CONSISTENT.

  SUBJECT UNAWARE OF ACADEMY’S TRUE NATURE.

  SUBJECT’S STABILITY EFFECT ON ANOMALY CHILD CONTINUES.

  RECOMMENDATION: MAINTAIN STATUS QUO.

  The senior advisor read it and exhaled slowly.

  “Good,” they murmured.

  Status quo was fragile.

  But it was holding.

  And as winter crept closer and the city’s nights lengthened, the year continued to turn—quietly, inexorably—toward Christmas.

  Which, in any gothic story,

  was when secrets tended to shine brightest under candlelight.

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