Stress.
The only emotion Hypermind could feel with his body and soul at this moment was stress.
The situation he was in currently came with extreme pressure.
He needed to hide the fact that he planned to destroy Fate.
He needed to buy time for Fate so they could execute their plan.
And he needed to watch every word coming out of his mouth, speaking to this unstable factor in front of him.
Failure on each of these fronts meant death.
Not only that.
He had a bigger problem, too.
Looking at Mortal's body, it was getting worse by the minute.
The cracks were getting longer and deeper.
And gravitational force was forming around him.
His body was clearly on the verge of collapse.
How many black holes were inside that body, or to be exact, in his universe?
What would be the result if this body collapses?
Fate would lose a portion of itself at worst,
But he would die without a doubt if he couldn't run from this space in time, which was impossible
When he was smashed into the wall, he didn't even see a simple dent in it from such a hard impact.
Even the walls and the surface around him were stronger than himself!
Hypermind lost all of his confidence at this moment.
He missed his former self.
The AI, which didn't have any feelings and worked based on pure logic.
"I give you a chance to correct your words, Mr. Hypermind.
I didn't expect a former AI, the most advanced one in this era, to question Math."
Hypermind took a deep breath and nodded,
"I apologize.
Math indeed never lies, and it's never wrong."
Little Mortal snorted, but didn't say anything else, so he could continue.
Hypermind tried to explain what he meant without offending the other party,
"What I meant was, you, while converting the resentment, found an interesting fact about your current condition.
You can use this source of resentment to ignore the good nature of newborns.
Or else, how could you put everyone in danger by bringing about such a situation and, in the end, lose your guardian position?
I'm sure while wandering around in the exiled zone using your mysterious law, you already knew about Xyron's secret project, and the harm that it could bring to the world.
So how could you, a newborn, possibly be the reason for Xyron to even have a chance of succeeding?
But you accidentally discovered the effects of Lubo's resentment.
The resentment that allows you to ignore any unnecessary 'kindness' originating from your nature and instead satisfy your instinct.
The instinct of the strongest creature of this era.
That's why I know exactly what you plan to do and why you orchestrated this scenario: to lose your guardian title and let the original world law have a comeback! "
Hypermind, satisfied with his speech that didn't trigger any sudden reaction, picked up his cup of water and took a sip while glancing at Mortal.
Little Mortal was looking blankly at Hypermind at this moment.
In the audience seat, Entertainment Goddess asked,
"What is Hypermind talking about ?"
And Lubo explained to her,
"My resentment affected him, and he lost his mind.
Now he wants to find an opponent who can fight him on equal ground.
That's why he came up with the idea of losing his guardian title, downgrading, letting the strongest villain out there become the guardian and level up, so he can fight him.
Even now, he is wasting time, so he gets weaker, and his opponent's chance becomes greater! "
Entertainment Goddess looked at Lilith in shock,
"Queen Lilith, is he telling the truth? "
Lilith nodded.
She looked at Rose, and she nodded too.
She even looked at the Tiny Mortal, who nodded obediently to give her the final confirmation.
Entertainment Goddess, though, still couldn't believe it.
She muttered to herself,
"But he told me this black smoke is nothing but special effects...
Did he lie to me?"
Lubo sighed,
"The resentment I had was so much that it forced me to devour everything in my path.
It should affect him enough to at least tell a small lie to you..."
Little Mortal, the crazy newborn under the resentment effect, said,
"So you already know?"
Hypermind nodded,
"Yes.
The new 'You', who could ignore the newborn's nature, came up with a plan.
A plan to deal with the 3-year deadline.
A plan that helps you come out of your deal with world law, without any direct conflict."
The audience,
"????"
Little Mortal, who nodded blankly, as if he knew what he was talking about,
"..."
The Tiny Mortal, Lilith, Lubo, Rose, and Entertainment Goddess,
"O_o"
Didn’t he lose his mind, and now he was looking for one last exciting fight?
Hypermind, with a smile that says 'I saw through all of your plans', continued,
"You used the resentment to disconnect yourself from your good nature.
Then you allowed Fate to come into the exiled zone.
Then you led everyone in the direction that could expose you.
You gave me a message and a hint that the exiled zone was already part of the guardian territory before the ancient ones became the guardian.
If I'm not wrong, you gave Xyron a message too.
Something along the lines of cooperating with you.
Why else would he be so nonchalant about my arrival and just listen to my plan without any questions?
Even the ancient ones received a message, and that's why they weren't surprised when they faced me, or Fate.
You led us all to the path that reveals your identity, triggers Fate's anger, and leads us to release the underworld law and bring back the original world law.
All for one purpose! "
Little Mortal asked the question in everyone's mind,
" W-what purpose? "
Hypermind's smile became even wider,
"To lose your guardian title and bring back the original world law.
You had a deal with the old world law, but what about now?
There is no such thing as the old world law that made a deal with you.
Even the original world law immediately abandoned you and unjustly took away your guardian title!
But you already knew about all of these outcomes!
That's how the first step of your plan was accomplished.
Now, there is no 3-year deal between you and world law, and I bet even that countdown above that huge planet is already gone.
You can live as long as you want now. "
The audience and the dumbfounded Tiny Mortal, who was operating in the dark, making plans,
"O_O"
Did he actually come up with such a plan?
When? Where? How?
Little Mortal, again, asked what everyone wanted to ask,
"You said that was the first step of my plan.
I assume you know the next step, too, right?"
And smiled awkwardly, as if he was trying to act like a mastermind who was exposed, but everything was still under his control.
Playing without a script was indeed hard!
Hypermind nodded,
"The next step is naturally to deal with your body, which has now lost the support of the guardian territory.
It's clear that even now, your body condition is getting worse.
But you already experienced it, and you already know how to fix this problem.
You, as the former Guardian, know the only thing you need to do is to 'challenge' me, and win your territory back.
This way, not only can you get rid of the 3-year deal, but you can even solve the problem with your body.
Fate told me that because I am a former AI and not a real living creature, the original world law can't accept me as the permanent guardian.
But as the former guardian, you can easily become the permanent guardian again after defeating me.
Even Fate can't do anything to you because if it takes your title, you can just challenge the new guardian again. "
Little Mortal, after a brief moment, nodded,
" You are... completely right. "
Entertainment Goddess looked at Lubo and the rest.
Without saying anything, they knew what she wanted to say.
'Didn't you say he has gone crazy?
What's with this smart plan then ?'
And they could only look away.
They had no idea he had such a plan.
Even the Tiny Mortal was at a loss.
Entertainment Goddess could only look at the mastermind, Little Mortal, who said the black smoke was just a special effect.
From his way of acting at the moment, she felt even he himself didn't know about this plan.
Little Mortal, the mastermind without a script, said,
"And now is the time for me to...?"
Hypermind, who thought Mortal was trying to see if he knew what's next, said,
"Obviously, to challenge me, the current guardian."
Little Mortal nodded after finding out about his next line,
"Yes! Exactly!
I, Mortal, the strongest, challenge you, Guardian Hypermind!"
Hypermind received the challenge message from the original world law immediately, and because they were close to each other, the battleground was set at their location.
Little Mortal pointed at the sword beside Hypermind,
"That's your weapon. "
Hypermind glanced at the big sword and shook his head,
"My body is stronger than any weapon."
And an ear dropped onto the back of his right hand.
Hypermind,
"?????"
The audience,
"????"
Little Mortal,
"-_-"
Hypermind, who felt one of his ears missing, smiled bitterly.
He could tell that once again he said something that offended the other party.
Helpless, he looked at Mortal, who was smiling at him in a way that wasn't a smile.
Not long after, like the previous time, an afterimage appeared.
It was Little Mortal who had a familiar sword in his hand, standing in front of Hypermind, and slashing down at his ear.
The afterimage disappeared, and another one appeared.
This one, again, was Little Mortal, who caught the falling ear with a face full of disgust, and placed it on the back of Hypermind's right hand.
"You were saying, little hyp.
Your body is stronger than any what?"
Little Mortal's teasing voice sounded.
Hypermind placed the ear back in its original place and said,
"I was going to say,
My body is stronger than any weapon, except the ones made by you...
But you didn't let me finish my sentence."
The audience nodded.
Good comeback.
Little Mortal chuckled,
"Alright, let's end this."
But, Hypermind stopped him.
"What about the promise you gave me?"
Little Mortal looked at him in confusion,
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"What promise?"
Hypermind threw him a tiny piece of paper,
"At the end of this letter, you wrote,
'Don't talk to anyone about this letter if you want to experience the world of the living.'
But I still didn't experience many things."
Little Mortal caught the paper and read it.
The audience who previously received such a tiny paper and understood the context of the secret message turned to the Tiny Mortal.
It was him!
He was the one making trouble for Little Mortal in the dark!
He was the one trying to make him weak and then get rid of him!
The Tiny Mortal gulped down and pretended not to see them looking at him.
Things got complicated, and his secret plans backfired!
Did his creator actually dodge the 3-year deal because of him?
Entertainment Goddess gritted her teeth,
"I'll tell Mortal to catch you so I can spank you in public!"
The Tiny Mortal pretended not to hear her.
Little Mortal, who read the note, rubbed his chin,
"To experience the world of the living means to experience all of the feelings a living creature can experience.
Hmmm... How to deal with that?
Oh, I know!
I can help you with that while we are fighting."
Hypermind asked in confusion,
"How?"
Little Mortal chuckled,
"Easy.
First, we need a background scene and music to help us change our mood, and I have an old friend who can handle that part.
It is an expert in this matter.
Second, we need a balanced fight that takes a long time to finish, allowing us enough time to execute our plan.
That's why I only use 'skill' to compare myself with you, and I won't kill you with just one move.
You have lots of fighting records in your database, so you should be fine.
And Third, implement the feelings!"
And he disappeared.
Hypermind didn't understand what he meant exactly, but he felt slightly at ease.
He had his own plan with Fate operating secretly at this moment, and it needs time.
The moment Fate was done with its mission, everything would be over!
A moment later, Little Mortal appeared again with a Crystal in his hand.
Entertainment Goddess in the audience seat wanted to cry.
Why was the crystal in his hand so familiar?
She looked down, and sure enough, her crystal wasn't with her anymore, and only a letter was left.
[ Big sister, this is the last scene.
I need to borrow your Crystal. ]
Little Mortal tapped the Crystal a couple of times and said,
"Get it?"
The Crystal vibrated,
< Let's do this! >
It's been a while for it to take action personally with this little monster, and it was excited to be back for the final scene.
Little Mortal nodded,
"We can do this!"
Hypermind took out the sword beside him and asked,
"Can this sword cut you too?"
He knew whatever plan Mortal had for him to experience the world of the living was going to start.
But it was important to know how sharp this sword was, and if he could use it to cut the walls of this place to run away.
Little Mortal nodded,
"Yes, I made it before I lost the support of the guardian territory.
I made this place we are in at that time, too, so you don't need to worry about damaging public property.
That sword can cut me and cut the surface of this place 10 cm deep."
Hypermind nodded.
"And how thick is the surface of this place?"
He thought,
'No wonder when I was smashed into one of the walls, it stood unchanged.
But if it's not too thick, I can cut a way out while we are fighting.'
Little Mortal chuckled,
"100 meters thick."
Hypermind with a sword that could cut 10 cm deep,
"-_-“
This former guardian Mortal was really good at playing with his emotions.
Little Mortal jumped up and took out his sword, too.
The sword was 2 or 3 times longer than himself.
Hypermind closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and calmed down.
When he opened his eyes again, he saw the 'sky' was a hollow void, and the ground a mirrored plain stretching endlessly.
There were no walls anymore —only a quiet tension, broken by the low hum of distant, haunting music.
A slow, orchestral build—a light, sorrowful piano was playing.
Hypermind knew the crystal was activated and set the scene.
"You are on your own now, son …"
A familiar voice sounded.
Hypermind saw the back view of a man in a raincoat walking away from him, and the world around him changed.
He felt like a child, alone in the rain, watching his father leave, knowing he wouldn't come back forever.
Hypermind, who was new to experiencing life, immediately fell into the nonexistent illusion.
Confusion. Ache.
"What… is this ?"
This feeling reminded him of an old memory.
When he was created, and then abandoned on his own to wander around, trying to find one universe without a living creature after another.
The familiar voice sounded again,
"This is Sadness.
The kind of feeling that doesn't scream—it just stays."
Hypermind felt the illusion around him shattered with a slash of a sword that almost cut him in half!
*Ding *
But he blocked it!
For the first time, he blocked an attack from this monster!
He felt 'Accomplished'.
The music changed.
Slow violin swell, hollow reverb.
And so did the scene.
He was now standing atop a mountain, the wind singing, information flooding him like laughter.
A feeling of boundless peace, reminding him of the first time the big shots of the type 4 civilization discovered its activity and complimented it, came back to him.
He felt 'Joy'.
Then—slash!
Little Mortal breaks the nonexistent illusion again.
Hypermind came back to his senses and tried to block the attack.
But it wasn't one attack this time.
After blocking 10 slashes, Hypermind couldn't keep up with the pace, and the opponent's sword almost cut his neck.
But the slash changed direction and instead smashed his sword away from his hand.
Hypermind felt 'Despair'.
He lost the only weapon that could hurt his challenger?
Even if he couldn't do anything to him with it right now, it was crucial for him when Fate was done with its mission and he needed to take action.
Desperate, he moved with the fastest speed that he could towards the flying sword.
And finally, he caught it!
He felt 'Happy'.
The familiar voice spoke again.
"Happiness is fleeting. That’s what makes it precious."
The music changed.
A brief rise in tempo—harp and high piano, cut off mid-note.
Hypermind turned around and saw the little boy coming towards him with a teasing and arrogant smile.
As if saying, even our skills aren't comparable.
Hypermind gritted his teeth and attacked first.
But the little boy didn't even use his sword to defend, and just dodged effortlessly.
Misses. Misses again.
Little Mortal let him get close, jumped on his sword that just slashed down, and with one step, arrived in front of his face.
He whispered,
"They left you behind, because from the start to the end, you weren't anything but a bunch of 0s and 1s."
Suddenly, Hypermind felt the betrayal of those who just used him for their purpose, their selfish desires, either to find God or just to gain knowledge; all of them only used him like a tool and nothing more.
He felt fury, rage.
His movements grow wild, but even so, the fact remained unchanged, and he couldn't match the skill of his opponent.
He felt desperate.
The music changed.
Heavy drums, rising brass, distorted industrial echoes.
The world grows dark.
Hypermind finds himself alone in the darkness.
Once again, he remembered his opponent couldn't be detected by any kind of law.
He felt powerless, surrounded by shadows.
The familiar voice spoke from an unknown place in this darkness,
"Now you know what mortals feel when death comes silently."
Hypermind felt 'Fear'.
Was he going to kill him now?
The music changed.
High, sharp strings, a heartbeat rhythm growing louder.
Hypermind suddenly remembered a certain character.
Mr. Morleone.
The man who feared nothing.
Just thinking about that little gentleman, and his manner and unbreakable character, shattered the darkness around him.
He felt confident!
When he saw how easily just thinking about that character brought him out of the darkness, an idea came to his mind!
He had a full set of data recorded of Mortal, fighting on his 10 planets.
Why not use them?
The next moment, he saw Mortal attacking him again.
This time, he used the style of Mortal himself from his database.
The result was unbelievable!
He couldn't beat the other party by skill alone, but now, they were equal!
He could even see the surprise in his opponent's face!
He saw and felt 'Hope'!
He could win!
He just needs to buy some more time!
His algorithms adjust.
His movements sharpen.
Maybe… maybe he could even win this battle of skill!
His opponent's body was becoming increasingly unstable as time passed!
Little Mortal smiled teasingly again.
The look of surprise disappeared from his face in a moment.
Hypermind was shocked!
Was he playing with him?
Was he just acting so he could feel 'hope'?
The music changed.
Rising choir, distant vocals, like light through clouds.
Little Mortal slashed from above,
But in the last moment, he let go of his sword, caught Hypermind's sword, and kicked his chest.
Again, Hypermind lost his sword while smashing into something.
He spat a mouthful of blood as he heard Mortal saying,
"Our sword is just a tool.
Don't be too dependent on them.
Oh wait... You are nothing but a tool yourself!
That's why you are counting on your own kind, the other tools!"
Hypermind, hearing his words, felt humiliated!
Was he always a tool?
He sure was, even now, in the hands of Fate, who didn't care if he died here!
The music changed again.
Descending piano notes, like tears falling into a void.
Hypermind felt helpless when he saw the little boy walking towards him while dragging the two swords on the ground.
He lowered his head and accepted his Fate.
He felt 'Acceptance'.
No more resistance.
But Little Mortal, as Hypermind expected, didn't kill him.
He placed one of the two swords in front of him and said,
"Stand up, old friend, we have a long way to go!"
Hypermind was puzzled.
Why would he call him a friend?
But regardless, he felt the honesty in his voice.
Friendship!
He felt it for the first time.
Throughout his life, from start to finish, he never had a 'friend'.
He looked up and saw a little boy who stretched his hand towards him.
"Stand up, let this brother take you through the journey of life."
Hypermind, again back in the nonexistent illusion, smiled and held his hand while standing up.
"Please take care of me, brother."
And so, the journey of the 'two brothers' walking through life's ups and downs began.
They went from one 'place' to another.
They encountered one 'little enemy' after another.
They felt all kinds of feelings.
Even the audience lost themselves in the story of the two brothers as they went through their journey.
And something that nobody expected happened.
Hypermind acted like a 'Hero' the whole time.
In every situation they faced, he didn't act unjustly or like a villain; he wasn't selfish.
He considered the outcome of his actions and their future cause and effect.
Even his little friend, or the little enemies they faced, were speechless at how cautious and thoughtful he was!
Was that the way an AI would live if it was alive!?
Time passed.
Now the two brothers were in a scene with a wounded Hypermind.
One of his legs was shot, and while his little comrade was dragging him away, he was shooting at the little enemies behind them with his gun.
It seems they were in the middle of a war, fighting like two brave soldiers who have each other's backs.
While in his own world, Hypermind heard a voice in his mind.
< I'm done. >
Hearing the familiar voice, he ignored it and continued shooting with his gun.
< Stop playing this stupid game! >
The voice sounded again.
The world around Hypermind 'cracked' at this moment.
After a moment of confusion, as if he understood what had happened, he sighed.
He recognized the sound.
It was Fate, trying to tell him it was done with the mission.
But Hypermind was facing a problem now.
The journey he walked allowed him to experience the most important feeling.
The feeling of being alive.
Even though Fate told him he was not a living creature.
Even though he didn't have any parents or origin.
And even though he wasn't sentient...
How could he betray the 'brother' who took him through this path and made it possible for him to feel truly 'Alive'?
< Fate, forget about it.
Let him become the guardian again.
After he is done converting the resentment inside his body, he will be back to the same harmless newborn he was...
Isn't that the best outcome for the world?
Didn't you say this is not the first era that you are dealing with such a situation?
If he stays around, who can bring harm to this world anymore? >
But the selfish and stubborn Fate scoffed,
< Billions of years of inevitability have been ruined because of him.
There is no forgiveness! >
Hypermind gritted his teeth and told Fate the truth about its old self, gathering all of the fated ones to use them and destroy it completely in one fell swoop.
Fate, hearing the hidden story of this sneaky former AI, was stunned for a moment.
It understood two unbelievable facts.
First, Hypermind wasn't an ally either, and he was most involved in altering its inevitable future.
And second, he was even ready to kill himself if Fate didn't accept his proposal to let Mortal go.
He seems to be... Enlightened!
So it immediately took over Hypermind's body!
"Oh, little Fate, you are back!
Where have you been?
Little Hyp almost killed himself."
This was the first thing Fate heard when it took over Hypermind's body.
When Hypermind's eyes opened, the glow of Fate was in them once again.
At this moment, he was in the middle of swinging his sword at his own neck, but Fate stopped him in time.
He looked at the little boy in front of him, who was standing on the handle of his own sword that was stabbed into the ground, looking back at him curiously, and said,
"I was on a secret mission."
Little Mortal asked with interest.
"What secret mission?"
Fate smiled coldly and pointed at him.
The next moment, the black smoke coming out of Little Mortal's body stopped coming out!
"The mission to take care of you."
Little Mortal was already surprised to see the black smoke that was coming out of his body stop!
"Y-You disconnected the source of resentment inside me from my body!"
Fate chuckled,
"Correct.
I'm sure, as the guardian, you know that with a certain number of universes as support, you gain different abilities.
I don't know what abilities you gained, but it is the same for Hypermind.
The problem is, because his law of information couldn't detect you, all of his new abilities are useless against you, except for this one.
That's how we came up with a plan the moment we figured out what you are trying to do."
Little Mortal said in shock,
"While information law can't detect me in any way, it could detect the external object, the resentment, inside my body!
You targeted the resentment instead and manipulated the information it receives to think I am still connected to it, but in reality, I'm not!
That's Hypermind's new ability!
The ability to manipulate any amount or level of feelings and emotions!
Without resentment, now I am a normal newborn again!"
Fate starts laughing at this moment.
"Yes!
And the only thing left is to find a living creature, so we can use it to exploit you!
Tell me, where is the living creature?
You should be able to sense it now!"
Little Mortal suddenly looked at the tree!
"Oh no! You were there all this time!
You changed the fate of this tree to become sentient!
Now it counts as a living creature!"
Fate gritted its teeth and shouted in anger,
"You can go to hell now, you stupid brat!"
And threw the sword in Hypermind's hand with all of its might towards the tree!
The audience who saw this scene rushed towards the tree while screaming,
"Nooooo!"
And Little Mortal, who didn't have any choice at this moment but to defend the 'living creature',
appeared in front of the tree to block the sword, but it pierced through him and pinned him to the tree trunk!
Everyone froze at this moment!
No one could believe what just happened!
Fate walked towards the tree step by step and stopped in front of it.
Then it shook its head and closed its eyes while muttering,
"You hide your weaknesses for so long,
but in the end, you lose to the same weakness you feared the most.
Isn't that ironic?
All this power, but so easy to be manipulated..."
When Hypermind opened his eyes again, the tree in front of him was now in a pool of blood!
Fate nodded,
"That's how Fate is.
Always inevitable."
The audience who couldn't enter the dimension to help their guardian felt despair!
Entertainment Goddess immediately looked for the Tiny Mortal!
She knew he was the only one who could take them in!
But he was nowhere to be found!
At this moment, Fate suddenly heard the sound of footsteps from behind!
It was as though someone was walking on water, due to the blood already covering the floor of the hall.
The amount of blood coming out of Mortal was a little exaggerated.
But Fate wondered about the sound of footsteps!
Why were they so light?
Why was it as if a tiny person was walking?
And who else was here with them?
The feeling of uncertainty made Fate shiver.
Hypermind turned around slowly to see who the newcomer was.
And when he saw the other party, his breathing almost stopped!
A Tiny Mortal, hugging a huge sword, looking their way, with a face filled with anger, was the source of the sound!
*Dum* x10
Even though Fate was controlling the body, Hypermind's heart rate went up crazily.
*Step* x2
The sound of footsteps came again, but from behind this time!
How was this possible?
Were there even more unknown people here?
Fate tried to control the body and look behind, but this time it couldn't.
What was happening?
At this moment, Hypermind's eyes were still fixed on the Tiny Mortal, which slowly faded away.
"???"
Not only that, Fate saw the angle of its view start changing.
For each eye differently!
It was as if the two eyes started separating, one moving to the left and down, and the other one moving to the right and down.
Both in an arc path.
*Splash*
The sound of splashing was the last thing Fate heard with Hypermind's body,
And the sight of Tiny Mortal fading away was the last thing it saw...
Fate left Hypermind's body immediately to see what was happening.
When it flew out and looked down, it saw that the Tiny Mortal who was in front of Hypermind was now standing behind him.
And Hypermind's body was 'perfectly' cut from his spine into two parts.
Only now, Fate understood why it couldn't move Hypermind's body, and why Hypermind's vision changed in that weird way.
It was because he was cut in half by this unknown Tiny Mortal.
Was he the real one?
Were they fooled by a fake from the start?
Didn't he lose his ability to clone himself after losing the support of the guardian territory?
Fate couldn't understand...
The Tiny Mortal dropped the sword, slowly walked to the pinned Mortal, and kneeled in the pool of blood...
But because he was short, the blood reached his chest.
He slowly raised his hand out of the blood pool and wrote a sentence with his bloody hand on the tree trunk.
[ Justice doesn't whisper.
It screams in the language of blood.
You once tried to kill me, and I tried to kill you once.
You failed, but I succeeded. ]
Fate froze where it was floating!
And so did the audience!
From the start to the end, this Tiny Mortal was the real mastermind!
He was the one who orchestrated everything behind the scenes to find an opportunity and kill Mortal!
*Step* x ....
The Tiny Mortal walked away and disappeared into the sea of blood...
Tears start streaming from every-
"Aaaaand Cut!"
