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Chapter 167 Bruce’s day off

  Bruce Wayne’s Point of View

  Damian, Selena, and I all went out to watch a movie for our father/son bonding time that week. With how many criminals were captured or killed retly it made having a break here and there not seem like the end of the world. Damian pined again. “I ’t believe that was the movie you picked us to watch. That was clearly for children irl's father.”

  We kept walking as we exited the movie theatre. “I thought the emotional throughline was very solid and it had a det plot.” Damian just scoffed. “The plot was almost exactly like the inal except it was Joy making Riley’s sense of self be focused around positive memories over Joy not letting the other emotions ever guide Riley until Sadness overflows in her.”

  We just kept walking as I spoke. “Well, you’re entitled to your opinion.” Damian kicked a stone off the sidewalk as he said. “I did go in already with a ive opinion of the movie because of how they tossed away Bill Hayder and Mindy Kaling. Them getting a huhousand dolrs to talk seems like a lot of money but the movie grossed over a billion dolrs. I think they didn’t have to be cheapskates when it came to rehiring the inal voice actors.”

  Selina finally spoke. “Well, I liked the big pink guy. Enough about I 2, where do you want to eat?” Damian twirled around before walking with his hands behind his head. “We could always go to Italy to eat there. I am still learning magid o keep practig my portals.” The moment I dropped my guard someone shouted from behind us.

  “Hey! Turn around and pull your pockets out. I’m robbing you.” I was shocked by what was happening as I slowly turowards the person. His aim was wrong and not pced perfectly in the ter of me. I could tell when our eyes met he didn’t reize me, the gssy eyes and a slight sway in his movement showed he was drunk. He was a danger but could be easily dealt with when I got close enough to hand over my wallet but…

  I was in my Bruce Wayne persona. As much as everyone knew my identity, I had never ht said I really was and some people still believed I had only hired Batman and wasn’t Batman himself. As I slowly reached into my pocket to hand him over the money and be doh the situation, I heard Damian speak and y eyes at the problem he was making.

  “Oi, drureet thug. Have you watched I 2? What did you think of the movie?” The man swayed forward before snapping back up and straightening out as if he had to tell the truth he blurted out. “I found I 2 incredibly endearing and both my daughters loved it.” Damian sighed as he said. “I ’t hurt him now that I know his backstory. Father, pay the man.”

  Selenia now chimes iwo ts. “Well, I mean. Does he even keep ay cash on him? The handful of dolrs is barely enough to help him at all. I think we should find the root of the problem and see how we help him so he doesn’t have to rob people iure.” The drunk spoke again. “No, I’ve got a really good job. I’m just doing this more out of the rush and probably because I’m drunk, I think I’m at the level of drunkenness where I have to tell the truth.” *Burp*

  “Peels.” Damian says something and the man who was leaning forward starts to fall and is caught by my son. “Well… That was anticlimactic. Should we… Arrest him?” Selena grabbed the gun before riffling through his wallet. “Yup, two little cute daughters. What an absolute idiot to risk his future for the thrill of it.” I worked my way through the thought process as she pocketed his money and I gave her the stink eye.

  “What!? He was going to rob us first.” With that, we portalled over to Italy and ate a nice meal. While I was lying in bed I couldn’t help but repy what happeo us over and ain in my head. The situation had brought up past thoughts of my parent's death. While it was simir in some ways it was incredibly different in most. For one, all of us could have disarmed the man before he got off a shot on target.

  I was fairly certain after limit testing the both of them that they’d survive the bullet even if they didn’t try to avoid it. It made me feel uneasy, like the whole situation was set up by one of my vilins but no… Who would do something so random? The Joker perhaps could have made a eback but it didn’t fit his M.O. as he would have killed the man.

  Selena sensing I was in my own head climbed on top of me and began pg kisses on my face as I tio think things through. That was until she spoke and my braied. “I want you to put a baby in me.” Even my eyebrows rose at her sudden procmation. “Selena. Did you think this through?” She scoffed at me as she spoke. “Of course I have. The main reason we haven’t had a child yet is because I was waiting for you to suggest it but I realize now that isn’t going to happen. I’m going to have to get it out of you like that assassin bitch did and pin you dow I?”

  I grunted as she grabbed my hands ahem above my head on the bed. I couldn’t help but smile as I asked. “Oh, is this what you’re into then Selena? All those times you had me tie you up aly you wao be the one on top then?” I lean forward and capture her lips in a surprise attack. She momentarily lets the pressure off as I turn her over so I’m on top.

  “If this is what you want then who am I to get in the way?”

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  We y in a tandem bath together both fag towards each other after we fihe deed to rex as I ask. “So… You think that thug was sent by someone?” She didn’t even look up with the washcloth on her face. “It would make sense. What are the ces that someone holds Batman at gunpoint without realizing it uhey were led into that situation.”

  I could have been many things but my detective mind told me I was missing something. I had to gh and analyze the DNA sample I collected from the man. I’m gd they let me take one even though both were saying I was being paranoid at the time. Selena closed the distance again before pushing her body against mine.

  “Well… I don’t know about you but we don’t know for sure if I’m pregnant or not. We’re going to have to try over… And ain to make sure.” I smile as I lean into her kiss. “I don’t know, I’m awfully busy trying to figure out this case right now. What you do to tempt me to stay.” A few more passionate kisses as Selena bites my lip and whispers into my ear. “Well. I think of a few things we do that might keep you distracted. We should take this to the bedroom though. Now that we’re we should get dirty again.”

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