Φ As I am still in shock over Captivant’s presen my house, I hear Iancu say, “Mommy what’s a fuck boy?”
“Well little Iancu, it is-,”
“Don’t expin it to him.”
“Rex, I was just pulling y hubby.”
“You shouldn’t be so aggressive Avaram.”
“I don’t want to hear that, especially ing from you. Now get your ass out of my house and walk in properly.”
“Why would I do such a thin-.” Before he finish, I pick Captivant up and throw him outside, then I quickly close the door.
Hearing a kno the door my wife goes to open it, then Captivant says, “You really don’t have a sense of humour.”
“Not when it es to you.”
“Well screw you too then.”
“WHY ARE YOU HERE?”
Stretg out his arm, Captivant says, “I have missed you Babyboy.”
Running into his arms, Iancu says, “I missed you too uncle.”
“Gloria, you seem to be doing well.”
“I am as good as usual,” my wife says as blood spurts from her mouth.
“Ahh yes, it is just like usual. Avaram you should really tell her to stop.”
“I have, but she doesn’t seem to care.”
“I only jumped into a bck hole o pin. Isn’t that right Capti.”
“Yeah everyone o do that on their lives, you should support that.”
“AM I SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.”
Holding up his hand Iancu says, “I agree with daddy.”
“Thank you, son.”
Looking at him with pt my wife says, “Traitor.”
As Iancu looks sad, I say, “Don’t say that to your son.”
“You guys really are full of life, but you should reserve some of that strength for the award ceremony tomorrow.”
“What award ceremony?” My wife says.
“Did your husband not tell yo-.”
I whisper “Be quiet,” while making a very threateniure.
Walking up to me, my wife asks, “What is he talking about and why didn’t I know about it?”
“It is nothing.”
“Captivant tell me.”
“Well, you see-.”
“No, wait, don’t Capti.”
“Iancu restrains your father,” my wife says as she throws him at me.
As Iands on me, he uses his legacy to increase the gravity around us making me heavy.
“Avaram here is getting an award for his stific achievements. They have said that his ret discoveries have brought Elpída two hundred years closer to uanding all the teology made by Basileia and the rest of the stists of Celestial vision all those years ago. So, he is getting a reward from the goveromorrow.”
Turning around my wife says, “Hubby why didn’t I know about this.”
Tig Iancu to get him to turn off his ability I say, “That’s because you won’t be ing.”
“Yes, I will.”
Looking her dead in the eye I say, “You will definitely are not. Yoing to sit in your bed and recover, I have full trol over who I bring, and I have already notified them that if you e they have the right to restrain you.”
“Why do you have to be such a bully.”
“All my passion faded when I heard what you did, now go get some rest while I talk to Captivant.”
“I refuse.”
“I call for divorce papers right now.”
“Ok, ok.”
“Now Iancu, take your mom to bed.”
Getting out of my hands, Iancu grabs his mom by the leg and tries to lift her. “Baby what are you doing.”
“You’re sick, so I will princess carry you.” Iancu then uses his legaove gravity which allows him to lift her. As he carries his mom he says, “e with me, princess.”
“What a brave knight you are.” This causes Iancu to have aatic smile on his face.
“Let's go to the living room Captivant.”
As we arrive and sit dotivant says, “Ai was the one who told me about this whole ceremony, which must mean it has been widely publicised, how did you hide that from Gloria?”
“Whes to work, she only think about ohing.”
“My wife was the same when it came to her experiments.”
I whisper, “Please don’t pare your wife's insanity, to mine's sense of justice.”
“What was that.”
“Nothing.”
“Hey Look at what I bought here,” he says as he shows me a camera. “It capture images in a sed.”
“Yes, I know, they’re onpce around here.”
“This try really is lots of fun, there are so many things that look like plete fantasy to all of us below.”
“You have been here before so I don’t see why this is the first time you bought a camera.”
“Two reasons, first: these things are ridiculously expensive I know some nobles who don’t have enough moo buy one. And the sed is that my Draga liked to draw all the pces we go to, so if we had this it would have pissed her off.” Captivant has a sombre smile as he says this.
“So, I guess the real reason you came here was to check if year is finished.”
“Was I that obvious?”
“Captivant, to be ho, I would prefer if you just didn’t do this. Climbing Fimbulwinter is a fool's earn, and unlike me and Draga you're only human. So what I am saying is, don’t go just enjoy the rest of your time iemate.”
After smag me on the head Captivant says, “Doesn’t matter if I am not a vampire or even if it is impossible, I will do it. For all my wife has givehis is what I will give her. And this old man has full fiden whatever you create.”
When he said this to me his eyes are full of vi, the amount of energy in his words in uing for a man his age. “Well, I guess all I do is my best, you bibliophile.”
Captivant tries to hold back his ughter while saying, “Despite all your harsh words you actually care a lot about me, pfft and now you're trying to return to your fake persona.”
I get up and walk away saying, “You know what let me poke a few holes in the gear for you.”
“I am sorry don’t be mean,” he says while holding me.
Looking over in the dire where the door is, I see it is open, “I swear I closed it.”
“Gloria ope when she and Ianuck out of the house.”
“They did what? Wait you saw this why didn’t you tell me.”
“I thought it would be funnier if you found out like this,” Captivant says with a smile.
“FUCK YOU!”
-Break-
Φ “Mommy over here,” Iancu tells me.
“I am ing wait up,” I say as I hand out food to the people in front of me.
“Thank you so much, god bless you.”
“No need for that, I am just doing my job as an officer.” Iaea is still as horrible as ever. The buildings deteriorate more and more every single day, this truly is no pce to live especially for kids.
“Mommy, hurry up.”
“I am ing darling.” As me and my baby tio give out food to everyone, I see a few kids sitting by themselves and ing, so I walk over to them.
“Hey, are you ok? Is the food not to your liking?”
But the kid turns away from me while giving me a nasty look, and then suddenly, someos their hand on my shoulder and says, “Please leave her alone, he doesn’t want to talk to anyone.”
“Why is that?”
“It is because the people that girl used to live with were all kidnapped by the aliens.”
“There was another kidnapping?”
“Yes, they have increased in frequency tely, which has caused a lot of animosities to build up between us and the Gpd, so I am sorry but these kids won’t be very trusting of you.”
Despite how rude his words may sound I know that the Gpd doesn’t police Iaea like the other ptforms, so kidnappings are much more on here. I guess seeing an officer like me is causing some tension here. “I uand.”
But as I finish talking to the man, I hear my son say, “Apple.”
“Leave me alone.”
“But apple, look the apple is tasty.”
“I don’t want your food.”
“But then do you want a banana?”
“NO!”
“I see do you want tomatoes? They are really juid make my fangs feel all nice.”
After looking at Iancu's fangs she says, “Get away from me freak.”
Letting out tears, my son says, “I was just trying to be nice. I didn’t know I was a freak.”
The little girl starts to freak out and says, “I am sorry I didn’t mean that.”
“ALL I WAO DO WAS BE FRIENDS,” Iancu says while tears run down his fadlessly.
“The’s be friends, I am Fionna.”
With the tears stopping pletely he says, “Ok now where friends. I’m Iancu.”
“Wait, you tricked me.”
“I just copied what mom does to make dad five her.”
“Hey, I only do that wheells me to go rest.”
“Mommy this isn’t about you. Fion’s go py.” Iancu says while taking the girl by the hand.
“Ok,” the girl says while being dragged away towards all the other kids.
Looking at the kids pying I run over and say, “Let me join in as well.”
“NO! Go away mommy.”
-Break-
Φ “Hey Avaram, how do you know there in Iaea?”
“Because she always es here to help around whenever she has free time,” I say while running through Iaea at full speed.
“How adorable.”
“It isn’t adorable, it is stressful. I swear she bees more and more reckless ead every day, it is like she is trying to set a world record fiving her husband the most amount of heart attacks.”
“Don’t pretend that a vampire could die from a heart attack.”
“That isn’t the point, and how the hell are you keeping up with me!”
“I have always kept my body in shape no matter how old or how busy I am. I made a itment to always be sexy enough to seduce my wife.”
“You see this is why we named you fuckboy.”
“Hey, I sider that name a pliment it means that woman want me, but to their dismay my wife already has me.”
“I GET IT, NOW SHUT UP.” After running for a while, I eventually see my wife and son in the distance. I am about to scream, but looking at them in the distance I see an almost heavanly light emanating from them which causes me to stop.
“Irrationality.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“That glow you see stems from irrationality. When someone does something just based on principles alohat logi’t prehend, they have a sort of heavenly glow that strikes people in the soul. My wife shone like that which is what attracted me to her, and I am sure it was the same for you.”
“Maybe yht, but I still wish she would take better care of herself.”
“I know what you mean, but if the people we love ge too much of themselves they won’t be the same anymore, so maybe you should stop pining.”
“Shut up old man,” I say kig him away. Walking over to Gloria, I see her panic but before she say anything I hug her, and I say, “You’re an idiot.”
“I would say the person who married an idiot is imes stupider than said idiot.” After my wife says this suddenly, I hear a snap.
Turning around I see Captivant has taken a picture of us. “What the hell are you doing?”
“I just wao capture the moment.”
“Uake a picture of all of us. Everyos in,” Iancu says as he starts dragging all of the people around us.
“Are you sure you want us in your family photo?”
With a smile, Iancu says, “Definitely!”
As we all gather together, Captivant snaps a photo of us all and it is rather amazing one for an amateur like him.
-Break-
Φ As me, my husband and my son, prepare to say send Captivant off he es up to me and says, “Just so you know your husband is super-duper in love with you.”
With a smile, I respond, “I know.”
“Also, Avaram don’t threaten divorce, it will cause problems if you keep doing that.”
“OK, ok get off my back.”
Giving my son a big hug Captivant says, “I am going to miss you Iancu.”
“I am going to miss you as well, e back to visit.”
“I don’t know if I will be able to do that, but if you ever miss me go visit your home try of Blestemate. My son will be there to py with you, and there are lots of people like you there as well, so I am sure you won’t be lonely.”
“But I want to py with you.”
“Don’t worry, I am sure one day we will see each ain, but that will only happen if yood.”
“Ok then, I will be a good boy.”
“That’s the spirit.” After talking to Iancu Captivant begins to walk away but he is stopped by my husband.
While trying to figure out what to say my husbaually goes quiet and hugs Captivant saying, “I hope it all goes well.”
“Thank you, I hope it does as well.”
As they part I see my husband have a face he rarely ever shows, one of pure sadness. Waving us goodbye Captivant says, “Have a lovely life.”
“SEE YOU SOON UNCLE,” Iancu shouts.
“I HOPE I DON’T SEE ANY OF YOU SOON.”
As he disappears from ht Iancu says, “Way did uncle say something so mean?”
Pig him up I say, “Don’t worry I am sure you will realize one day.”
