Day 154 FC:

  After their regur four-hour session, Tharid Evile looked through the list of goods while Tototo and Lilita patiently waited.

  "We have about 392,000 Favor Points to spend. What should we buy?" Tharick asked.

  "Although I don't have a clear reference, Lilita said that a pack of 12 lollipops cost 1 Favor Point. It is parable to the Alliance Vruig. Of course, the price of dy might be different here." Evile figured.

  The Vruig was the currency of the Global Wizard Alliand ted in most parts of the world. While the price of things varied from pce to pce, the minimum wage of a daily worker was 10 Vruig a day, an Official Warrior could earn up to several hundred, while an Official Wizard earned several huo several thousand if he set his mind to it. A proper meal a a regur inn could go for 3-5 Vruig, while a luxury inn could take anywhere from dozens to over a thousand a night.

  A det wooden house costs about 3,000 Vruig, a small fort could cost several million, and Zefaris's Wizard Tower could cost as much as a rge castle, hundreds of millions. An Archmage's belongings might be worth as much as a kingdom or two. At some points, things cost so much that they could break the ey, sur people and even kings 't trade for them(And many times couldn't use them), and only the top echelons, such as Titled Wizards or ultra-wealthy mega merts, purchase them(If anyone was willing to trade them, that is).

  As be imagined, magic utterly skewed the ey, yet it didn't break it. There were three major reasons for this. The first was Guild Regutions that prevented Wizards from abusing their power for menial tasks and driving borers and non-magical craftsmen into unemployment. The sed was that many Wizards had a closed ey of trading magical goods and services with one another and ical cultures. And the third and most important one was the sheer ck of i. Official Wizards almost always had a sponsor outside a Wizard Tower, serving a wealthy mert or noble while fog on their researd meditation. Only when they desperately needed funds did they set their mind on making it.

  With that said-

  "Wait, doesn't that mean we are going to be dirty, filthy rich by doing what we did anyways?!" Tharick excimed in bafflement.

  "If we do this daily, we earn about 143,080,000 Favor Points. That would be enough to purchase a regur Wizard Tower if anyone was crazy enough to sell it." Evile warily said.

  "Lick* Lick* Lilita doesn't get it, but she knows that's a lot of lollipops," Lilita ented on the side while lig a lollipop.

  "Just don't overthink it..." Tototo said with twitg lips.

  As a Pixie, even if almost 300 years old, she didn't care for worldly wealth and mostly cared about living a life of joy and happiness with her family and friends. Even so, she uood the notion of wealth and its veniend how ridiculously huge their wealth would bee by stig to Tharid Evile. She also uood how absurdly lucky they were for having that deal with them and that they were practically freeriding.

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  "However, my deal with Mr. Tharick will end once he learns everything I know. Perhaps I should also have a so-called friendship tract like Lilita?" Tototo seriously sidered it.

  While she could get the so-called Favor Points from deliveries, she valued Tharick's liquid more si greatly helped her growth. While not desperate, it was tempting.

  "And Mr. Tharick would be a good friend to have," She added in her heart.

  "Hey, Tototo!" Evile called out.

  "Yes, Ms. Evile?" Tototo woke up from her thoughts.

  "Tharid I want to purchase something, but we don't know if your shop specifically has it in stock or its price," Evile said.

  The list of goods gave a general outline, but Tototo didn't know the exact details.

  "Well, what do you want to buy?" Tototo asked.

  "Ask if there are corpses with high affinity to the eight major schools, preferably with perfect affinity," Tharick said.

  "Corpses?!" Lilita, who was lig a lollipop, was startled. "What do you want to do with a corpse?!"

  Tototo was also perturbed since she khe shop sold the corpses of those who agreed to sell their corpses after their death. However, the usage of the corpse was restricted to the agreement.

  "To eat it. It would greatly be me." Tharick crified.

  Tototo sighed in relief. To the Fey, ohey died, they believed they would return to Mother Nature in spirit while their corpses remained and rotted, feeding the wildlife and beiilizer. As such, beien was fine by almost everyone who sold their corpse. Beien was even a form of h the dead.

  "I'll speak with the shopkeeper," Tototo activated her pendant's unication fun.

  Several moments ter-

  [Little Tototo, meow? What is it, meow? Did someone want to buy something special, meow?] Xyltora asked from across the line.

  "My t wants to purchase corpses with a high affinity for the eight primary schools of magic," Tototo said.

  [For urpose, meow? Did you show him our pany policy about it, meow?] Xyltora asked.

  "My t knows. He wants them for ption," Tototo briefly expined.

  [Then that's fine, meoreferences, meow?] Xyltora asked.

  "The higher the affinity the better, preferably with close to or perfect affinity," Tototo said.

  "Except for Transmutation," Tharick said from the side.

  "Oh, and except Transmutation," Tototo added.

  [I hear him, you don't o repeat it, meow.] Xyltora said with mild amusement.

  "Ah..." Tototo scratched her cheek.

  [Hello, dear t, meow! I am Xyltora, the shop manager and direct boss of Little Tototo and Lilita, meow. The base price signifitly ges depending oype of creature, age, size, power during its life, magic affinities, and dition, meow. Some also improve the talent and training speed of those who e them, meow. Dear t, are you specifically looking for a corpse with high affinity, meow?] Xyltora asked.

  "Yes. I don't care much about its race or if it is mangled or has extracted parts and ans, but I don't want anything rotten or dirty. And, of course, it should fulfill the affinity requirement. Its power shouldn't surpass the 5th level, and I don't care about its utility, but it shouldn't be te." Tharick expined. After what he went through, he wasn't shy about eating corpses. Of course, he preferred something that wasn't dirty or took too long to eat.

  [Freshness and liness are guaranteed, meow! However, be warhat some have died of old age or disease, meow. Of course, any disease they had was disied, meow.] Xyltora said.

  "That's fiharick replied.

  [And st question, meow. Does eating an enlightened creature bother you, meow?] Xyltora asked.

  "I would prefer a non-enlightened creature if possible, but it is fine if not," Thariswered. He ate all his fellow disciples, so what was eating the corpse of a creature he didn't know? He wasn't that soft.

  [Okay, then what's your budget, meoill select the most suitable article within that budget, meow.] Xyltora happily asked.

  "Give me something in the 100,e," Tharick stated.

  [...] Xyltora went silent.

  "Er... Hello?" Tharick spoke, notig Xyltora wasn't answering.

  [Ah, five me for my momentary pse of thought, honored er. Yes, we arra. Do you have anything else you would like to purchase?] Xyltora's tone was noticeably more respectful.

  Tharick probed, "Do you have any elixirs or natural treasures suitable for non-fey demihumans that raise the eight primary affinities beyond 30% and without side effects? Or anything that aid meditation aal Strength development without side effects?"

  Evile silently smiled and kissed Tharick's cheek, making him grin. Of course, this purchase was for Evile.

  [Those are highly expensive and rare odities, but the Heavenly Delights Trading Firm has such items, either locally grown or traded by powerful Wizards. Elixirs that increase an affinity beyond 30% by 1% up to 60% without side effects cost 10,000. Oher hand, items that aid meditation aal Strength development without side effects begin at 100 points, ranging from elixirs to mobile meditation circles. We also have extraordinary trainihods written by powerful wizards, some even by Archmages.] Xyltora said.

  "We want elixirs that raise Transmutation Affinity, Meditation Elixirs, and a mobile meditation circle, each with a 100,000 budget and suitable for a 5th-level Wizard," Tharick said.

  They didn't need a high-end teique since Evile had the teique Zefaris used. Of course, when they had the funds, Tharick also po purchase a few teiques created by Archmages.

  [That es to 300,000 plus the prior 100,000, whies to 400,000. Anything else, honored er?] Xyltora asked.

  "We also require Wizard Equipment. How much for a 6th-level Wizard Robe, Hat, and Staff?" Tharick asked.

  [It greatly depends oerials and effects, but the price range from 10,000 on the low end to 1,000,000 on the high end per piece.] Xyltora expined.

  "Then we will hold off on that purchase for now. That would be all." Tharick said.

  [We are grateful for the purchase honored er!] Xyltora enthusiastically said.

  "A pleasure! Oh, and ohing..." Tharick said.

  [Yes?] Xyltora asked, intrigued.

  "You fot the meow." Tharick teased.

  [...] Xyltora turned silent before ending the unication in embarrassment.

  "Pfft! Tharick, you're so mean to point it out!" Evile chuckled.

  "Brother Tentacles is a bully!" Lilita parroted on the side.

  Tototo snickered on the side.

  "It sounded like an important shtick for her, so I said it." Tharick shrugged.

  "Lilita, Tototo, we are ting on you," Evile said, giving the usual seven vials.

  "Leave it to us!" Lilita grinned and stored the goods.

  "We will be back shortly," Tototo gently smiled.

  The two Pixies made a round trip aurned after two hours, putting the goods ione house.

  There were ten elixir bottles, a 2m wide skin scroll(The mobile meditation circle), and a corpse of a rge cat-like creature with fyed skin, three empty eye sockets, eight legs, three tentacle-like tails with the tips removed, and two boumps on its that were likely sawn-off. Its neck was also half-severed, the top of its head was saw-off, its skull empty, and its stomach en, likely extrag several internal ans.

  "Is that... an Umbra Stalker?!?" Evile asked with a disgusted look.

  She read about them in a Fey Creature pendium, detailing on Fey and dangerous Fey Beasts. The Umbra Stalker liked pying hide-and-seek with its prey, using its poison stio inflict pain and cause nightmarish halluations oarget, feeding oarget's fear as it dragged it into its ir before slowly eating it alive. It bined a cat's pyfulness and areme sadist's heart while infting them ten times over.

  "Yes, and a 5th-level Alpha Umbra Stalker. It has an innate affinity to Dream, cealment, and Shadow Magic. Despite never using it, this one had a perfect affinity to Illusion Magic but didn't know how to practice it, so here it is. It fought and died in the Blood Games, and its hide, eyes, stingers, bone spears, brai, liver, and blood were extracted. Of course, the price of the corpse was also reduced accly, only costing 3,500 points." Tototo said, unphased by the corpse.

  "Wow, that's cheap. Or perhaps expensive? I am unsure." Evile wondered out loud.

  "Without extrag all its valuable parts, it could easily surpass 10,000 points," Tototo said.

  "Yeah, that's over a huimes more expehan a cow. But looking at it, I hardly tain my desire to eat it." Tharick said, almost drooling. "Too bad I o eat it in segments or I will go crazy."

  "Really?! Lilita didn't know that!" Lilita excimed with fright.

  "Oh, yes. When his Magic Power is too high, he loses trol and bees violent and horny! Be careful... Or he might rape you!" Evile dramatically said, trying to scare the young Pixie.

  However, Lilita's rea was ued.

  "Really? Will Brother Tentacles have sex with Lilita? Lilita doesn't mind if it is Brother Tentacles." Lilita smiled, and her emerald eyes even showed an eager glint.

  "Eh..." Tharick was taken aback.

  "Well... That wasn't the rea I expected?" Evile raised an eyebrow.

  "Hmhmhm~. Mr. Tharid Ms. Evile, we Pixies are liberal about sex, and we have sex with those we like, as Mother Nature intended. Since she likes you, she will have sex with you if you ask nicely enough. I am also willing, if more out of curiosity and repressed desires." Tototo said, her sapphire eyes showing a deep thirst for something.

  "Sorry, as tempting as that sounds, I am a happily married guy. Right, Evile?" Tharick politely rejected while turning to Evile.

  But to his surprise, Evile had a p look.

  "Wait, you are not sidering it, are you? Isn't this the moment you are supposed to be pletely opposed to the idea?" Tharick weirdly asked.

  Evile igharick's words, looking at Lilita and Tototo, "I'll be having a private chat with Tharick for a moment, so you two please wait a few minutes?"

  "Okay! Take your time!" Lilita's smile widened.

  "But don't make us wait too long," Tototo added.

  "Tharick, e with me," Evile said, grabbing the surprised Tharick's hand and leading him to the house before closing the door.

  "Evile? Are you pnning on agreeing? I thought you would be adamantly against it." Tharick warily said.

  "I would be absolutely against it when you were still Human. But now, you are a bonafide Sex Monster with insatiable lust. As good as it feels, I am worn out from doing it ten times every night." Evile helplessly said.

  "Why didn't you say so? We do it less or take some days off," Tharick suggested in .

  "Tharick, you're sweet, but you his to grow. You 't meditate and only improve through sex ahese corpses packed with Magic Power and high affinity if you want to develop and not spend half of your day repeatedly eating bnd jured food." Evile said.

  "Ugh... Yeah, it does taste bnd." Tharick agreed, feeling disgusted eating that stuff every day. Even if he could add a bit of fvor to eat, it still sucked.

  "See? With Lilita's and Tototo's help, you squeeze out and sell more, improving your training effid FP gain from selling your stuff. That's plenty of birds with oone if you ask me." Evile smugly said.

  "Okay, point taken. But are you truly fih it?" Tharick warily asked.

  "I'll be lying if I said I don't have qualms about it, but..." Evile suddenly had a naughty grin and leaned over to his side and whispered with a hot breath, "I find the thought of you fug other womey hot."

  "Did you awaken to something straharick asked.

  "Hmhm~ I probably did when fantasizing all those lonely nights without you iower. But this isn't a free pass for you to cheat on me. If you want to have sex with someone, you need my approval first, or I'll scratch you." Evile threatened with narrowed eyes, lightly scratg his chest with her fingernails like an angry cat.

  "You're the boss, my naughty minx, " Tharick hugged her in response.

  "Hmhmhm, do you want to have sex with two hot and horny Pixies?" Evile tempted.

  "Yes." Tharick gave an immediate reply.

  "Naughty boy, you better ask them properly, or they will ge their minds." Evile grinned.

  The two exited the house, where they saw Lilita and Tototo waiting.

  "Well?" Lilita tilted her head.

  "What is your response? We are fiher way." Tototo said with a id-back look as if asking if they wao have lunch together.

  "Okay, this will probably sound awkward," Tharick thought and bit the bullet.

  "Evile and I discussed it and would like a... foursome with you." Tharick awkwardly said.

  "Hehe! Brother Tentacles finally said it." Lilita chuckled.

  "t the invitation, Mr. Tharid Ms. Evile." Tototo nodded.

  "That's great! Do you want to do it ihe house?" Evile asked.

  "Lilita has a better idea~," she said pyfully. Then, she undressed right then and there.

  "Wait, what?" Tharid Evile were taken aback.

  "Hmhmhm~." Tototo giggled and also disrobed. "We Pixies prefer doing it outside rather than inside. Besides, only us are here."

  "Well, that's an iing proposal." Evile smiled and also started taking off her robe.

  Tharick was still a bit dumbfounded, his mind flooded with ohought.

  "Holy shit, a foursome with Evile and two Pixies!"