"You want my WHAT?!" Tharick excimed.

  Evile gred at the beautiful Pixie, who was less than a quarter of her height, before pyfully smiling, "Straight from the source? Or do you want it with extra fv?"

  "Evile, I don't think it is the time for sex jokes..." Tharick warily said.

  "Hehehe! A time for a sex joke is a time like any!" Lilita giggled.

  "Heh... I thought Pixies were more i." Evile tilted her head.

  "Hey! Lilita is 25!" Lilita pouted.

  "Oh, wow. You are about e. But how you unicate with us? You don't know uage, and we don't know yours. Are you using Transtion?" Evile asked.

  "Lilita requested Elder Tototo to demonstrate it to Lilita so Lilita could talk to—%@. #%%&*#!?"

  Suddenly, Lilita's voice ged to inprehensible gibberish.

  "The spell ended," Tharick said.

  "The spell ended." Evile nodded.

  "^#!@#? ^%&@..." Lilita seemed depressed, her wings drooping.

  "Ah... Hang on." Evile said, casting transtion on herself and Tharick.

  " you uand us now?" Evile asked.

  "Oh, yes! Lilita uand Sister Biggie now!" Lilita cpped her hands.

  "It's Evile." Evile corrected.

  "Hm... Fine. Sister Evile it is." Lilita nodded after thinking for a while.

  "You mentioned Elder Tototo. Is she a Fairy?" Tharick asked.

  "Elder Tototo is Elder Pixie. Not Fairy, but close." Lilita expined.

  "Does Elder Tototo know about us?" Tharick tinued, getting to the heart of the issue.

  "Elder Tototo demonstrated to Lilita since Lilita requested it. She probably thinks Lilita wants to speak to some creature." Lilita expined.

  "And no one else?" Tharick asked again.

  "No one." Lilita shook her head.

  Tharid Evile sighed in relief. At least their location wasn't pletely promised.

  "Okay, then the question, how do you know about my man's... liquid." Evile narrowed her eyes.

  "Lilita snooped and traded unused liquid for some magic," Lilita expined.

  "You know that invades our privad ts as stealing... right?" Evile pursed her lips.

  "Pixies snoop, fishies bloop, swallows droop, and Humans boop," Lilita mischievously said and cpped at her rhyme.

  "Hey, that's a pretty nice rhyme." Evile plimented.

  "Gratitudes," Lilita smiled.

  "But you didn't answer about the stealing," Evile repeated.

  "Lilita didn't steal! She traded unused liquid for her services." Lilita justly said.

  "I am pretty disturbed by this..." Tharick holy said.

  "Shush, womealking." Evile raised a finger.

  "Yeah! Womealking!" Lilita parroted.

  "Hah..." Mildly annoyed and amused, Tharick rolled his eyes and stayed quiet.

  "Since you want my man's liquid, you should know it is useful for me, right?" Evile asked.

  "Sister Evile is greedy! Only the first load from Brother Tentacles is beneficial for you. The other nine loads are just greedy." Lilita pouted.

  "Brother Tentacles..." Tharick's eye twitched.

  "You even ted how many times we do it at night?" Evile warily asked.

  "Yes! Lilita is impressed with Sister Evile's water tricks!" Lilita seriously nodded.

  "Hahaha!!! Your reputation is well-earned, Evile! Hahaha... Ouch!" Tharick immediately burst into ughter but was immediately elbowed by an annoyed Evile.

  "Okay, let's get down to business. What will you do if we give you the liquid?" Evile asked.

  "Lilita will e it, of course, to help Lilita promote to a Fairy," Lilita said.

  "Is that all?" Evile tinued asking.

  "No. Lilita might also trade it with others for things Lilita wants." Lilita openly admitted.

  "So you realize the value of Tharick's liquid, right?" Evile asked.

  "Of course, Lilita knows! It is a blessed liquid that improve the talent of those who e it, and Brother Tentacles sacrifices his Life Ford Magic Power as the Unis do." Lilita said.

  "Then you should know it 't be cheaply traded, right? Just tending arden wouldn't cut it." Evile tinued saying.

  "That is why Lilita came to ask what Brother Tentacles and Sister Evile want. Lilita's dust isn't as valuable, and she 't produough to exge." Lilita helplessly said.

  Tharid Evile looked at each other.

  "Well... You trade magical resources from the Mystical Forest." Evile suggested.

  "But Lilita is weak. She 't obtain something valuable enough for trade. The few drops she took in exge for tending yarden is already the best she could offer." Lilita helplessly said.

  "Then... how about you bey sex— Smack* Ouch!" Tharick blurted, before receiving a prompt sma the head.

  "I'll let your damn Deviant Mind cool off." The angry redhead gred.

  "Sorry. It sometimes slips." Tharick awkwardly rubbed his head.

  "Ighe pervert." Evile turo Lilita and smiled.

  "Brother Tentacles is funny. Sex 't be traded! It is for love, pleasure, and reprodu!" Lilita ily said.

  "Yes, we know." Evile nodded, knowing the worldview of Fey ohey didn't have the cept of prostitution.

  "Anyways, is there anything else Lilita trade?" Lilita asked.

  "We trade a load for your promise of secrecy," Evile stated.

  Lilita had a tempted look for a moment before shaking her head.

  "No! Lilita wants a hundred!" Lilita pouted.

  "Every load costs Tharick ten years of his life. A load is already a lot." Evile narrowed her eyes.

  "But Brother Tentacles recover it by eating! That means it isn't that precious to him!" Lilita retorted.

  "Hah... Fine. But a hundred is exaggerated. Three." Evile said.

  "Ten! No less!" Lilita puffed her cheeks.

  "Five, and that's my final offer. If you tell about Tharick, let's see if you get even a drop of him afterward." Evile smiled.

  "You drive a hard bargain, dy. Fine." Lilita agreed after sidering the pros and s.

  "Do I even have a say in this?" Tharick helplessly asked.

  "NO!" Evile and Lilita said in tandem.

  "Oh..." Tharick lowered his head and drew circles on the ground with a tentacle.

  "Swear on it," Evile turo Lilita and demanded.

  "Ugh, fine! Lilita swears to keep secrecy about Sister Evile and Brother Tentacles-"

  "Tharick." Evile corrected, much to Lilita's annoyance.

  "Guh... Lilita swears to keep secrecy about Sister Evile and Brother Tharick as long as she receives 50 years worth-"

  "Five loads loaded with 10 years of lifespan each." Evile corrected again.

  "Oh, you're no fun!" Lilita's cheeks reddened.

  "Deals are never fun. Now properly repeat it." Evile smiled.

  "Fine..." Lilita's wings drooped i.

  Lilita spoke several times, and Evile corrected or added a cuse when Lilita tried pg a loophole.

  Finally, after stating the correct version, Lilita pouted and asked, "Happy?"

  "Yes, that will do." Evile brightly smiled.

  Unlike humans, Fey couldn't lie, and anything they say is binding. Even the most evil and powerful of them all is bound by this rule, and all those knowledgeable about Fey know this. However, this often causes a misception that the Fey are ho, and a ing Fey would use it to their advaelling half-truths and misleading information to find loopholes. Evile naturally knew of this and wouldn't get tricked by a little Pixie.

  Tharick's eye twitched since he was more straightforward and hated such subtleties. And more importantly, they just agreed on a trade about his semen without his sent.

  Sensing his aggrieved look, Evile pursed her lips and said, "What is up with that grumpy look? You're not losing anything in this deal."

  "Okay, fiharick rolled his eyes again and decided not to care anymore.

  "Then what else Lilita trade?" Lilita eagerly asked.

  "Hm... How about information? Such as where we are, the surrounding people or monsters, their s, hospitality to humac.." Evile listed.

  "Ten!" Lilita called out.

  "One." Evile calmly replied.

  "Gr... Five! Final offer!" Lilita shook in frustration.

  "Much obliged," Evile smirked.

  "And? What else Lilita trade?" Lilita asked, growing a bit more desperate.

  "Hm... How much time did you trade in exge for helping us?" Evile asked.

  "Twenty drops," Lilita replied without much thought.

  "Oh, twenty, eh? Then why not do this? You have one blessed load worth 10 years for every moon cycle you dedicate your friendship to us." Evile suggested.

  "Evile, that's..." Thariarrowed his eyes, knowing Evile nning to do something sinister.

  "Shush." Evile raised a finger, sileng the dejected Tharick.

  "What do you mean by friendship? Please be more specific, Sister Evile. Friendship is a broad term that could be interpreted in many ways." Lilita narrowed her eyes.

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  "Oh, that's simple. We want your loyalty and trust, minor help when eag us your knowledge and ways, proteg us in our time of need, helping us when dealing with other Fey, and keeping us pany. Of course, we would reciprocate. Think of it as a mutually beneficial cooperation. And of course, you pay off the time you owe by giving us valuable items of equal value." Evile said.

  "... That's it? You won't force Lilita to do anything, right?" Lilita suspiciously asked.

  "Oh, of course not. We only want to make a Fey friend." Evile gently smiled.

  "..." Lilita remained silent and her eyes shined.

  She used her racial ability to determine good and evil to determine Evile's iions but found that Evile's aura urely good.

  "She has good iions, but why do I feel something is wrong?" Lilita couldn't help but feel a pang of suspi.

  However, the desire for Tharick's power-improving liquid quickly overpowered her resistance.

  "I only need 100 loads. That is a hundred moon cycles, which is nothing. After that, we leave on our separate ways on good terms." Lilita thought to herself.

  "Fihen we have an agreement, Sister Evile." Lilita agreed.

  "Okay, the us swear on it." Evile brightly smiled.

  Tharick quietly watched everything, his facial tentacles twitg. He khere was a trap Evile pnted in the agreement, but he didn't know what.

  Finally, after a few revisions, Lilita gave an oath that satisfied both parties.

  "Okay! Then we will be good friends from now on." Lilita smiled.

  "For a long friendship." Evile smiled back.

  "Lilita will be off to py now! See you tomorrow!" Lilita flew in the air.

  "See you tomorrow, Lilita!" Evile waved goodbye.

  After the Pixie turned invisible a, Tharick silently looked at Evile. Evile turo Tharid brightly smiled, "You must be w why I did this, right?"

  "Yes." Thariodded.

  Evile rhetorically asked, "Let me ask you, do you think Lilita would be satisfied with just 100?"

  Tharick widened his eyes, "You- You Good-Aligned Faustian Devil."

  After tasting the power, Lilita would want more and more. While she was currently a weak little Pixie, what about in ten years? Or a hundred? With Tharick's stant support, raisio a Fairy was guaranteed, and raisio a Fey Noble or Fey Royal was very likely. Even being a Fey Queen wasn't a dream. When she reached that point, the weight of her friendship would be incalcubly higher than now. And to reach that point, she would require tens of thousands of such loads, binding her for several millennia!

  Of course, Tharid Evile would also grow stronger during this time, which means Lilita couldn't overpower them. It was the same as pocketing a future Fey Queen.

  "Oh, I am just iing, that is all." Evile ily smiled.