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Ch. 56 – Secrets

  The first time he’d been in this cave, he’d stumbled through the darkoward the same sounds of ting as he was now, but he’d been cocky. He hadn’t thought the mage, warlock, or whatever the old man was hadn’t looked like much, and that had almost cost him a death with the giant stone golem rumbling out of the darkness.

  This time, he was more circumspect, and no matter how much his anger made him want to go deeper into the pit and skip over this petty bullshit, he forced himself to wait in the darkness a his eyes adjust as he tried to uand what was happening. Nothing was different from st time. The Bck robbed man still had a scraggly beard and was still gestig to the roof of the cavern while he let offered the gods whatever it was they wanted if only they would grant him his wish.

  “You have but to grant me my boon, and I will not stop with the vilge. I will burn the whole kingdom to the ground in your he man begged, sounding like he was ready to grovel as his to from haughty to pleading instantly, like he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

  Simon shook his head. This dude did not look like an all-powerful wizard. He would have likely just shot him in the back again had it not been for his knowledge that the strange-looking roation across the room from him was capable of murdering him in a heartbeat.

  There were many things Simon would eventually have to kill that he didn’t pletely uand, like the Wyvern. He was sure he’d figure out a way eventually as he tio learricks, though. The troll was a good example of that. Simon was sure he’d never be able to beat anything so big, but burning it alive in a barn had worked just fine.

  This, though, he wasn’t sure about. How in the hell was he supposed to kill five tons of limestone in the shape of a man? It didly have any oints he could take advantage of. He’d have to trick it off the edge of a cliff or something and see if the fall shattered it.

  Or he could just skip it, he thought, hopefully. The stairs were right over there, and if he was quid quiet, he was sure he could get passed them without too much trouble. But if he took the easy way out, then he wouldn’t get a ce to steal that book, and that could be a gold mine of information if this creepy old guy really knew how to do more than just rant to the gods ahem for eternal life or whatever he was doing.

  Simon thought about it for a minute and then drew his dagger, advang on the wizard from behind. When he reached, he covered the old man’s mouth with his left hand while he held the knife very pointedly against his back with the right.

  The golem rumbled to life as soon as the old man was threatened, but it stopped moving closer the sed Simon had his hostage. It was a sensible precaution. There was no way the stone giant could crush him without smashing both of them.

  “You try to utter a single word of power, and I’ll slice right through your heart before you think to say the healing words. Do you uand?” Simon growled.

  The old man struggled briefly before he nodded emphatically.

  “Remember,” Simon reminded him as he let go of his mouth. “If you try to kill me, I’ll e right back, but you’ll stay dead forever.”

  “Y-you know the words too?” the wizard asked. “And the secret of eternal life? How did you e by suowledge?! My master said—”

  “Before we start pying twenty questions, why don’t you tell that thing to back off.” Simon interrupted.

  The mage was silent for a moment, then uttered the phrase, “Be still until you have been further iven.” The thing froze into a literal statue immediately, but the man who gave the ht have beeing a dead nguage. He was like a student struggling with a bit of Latin, and it was clear he had no idea what he was saying. This only deepehe mystery to Simon. Why would a crackpot that presumably created a golem would barely be able to trol it?

  “The guardian will not interfere now,” the man said, with a voice full of fear. “Now, you tell me—”

  “I’m the oh the oh the knife, so I’m the ohat will be asking the questions,” Simon talked over him. “Now tell me. Who are you, and what are you doing here?”

  “My name is Androni,” he answered, shifting unfortably from the way Simon held him. I was the student of the great Festauvian until his untimely death, and I seek the mysteries of the…”

  The man tio go on and on about irrelevaails, but Simo him babble while he tried to work things out. Was it possible that his master had done all the magic to create the golem and everything else, or was something else going on here? Each level was supposed to be some terrible event, but this guy had gone dowy easy st time, so he hardly seemed to be capable of trolling his golem, let aloarting a zombie apocalypse.

  “How were you going to sughter the vilge you mentioned earlier,” Simon asked finally. “Were you going to raise the dead or start a pgue?”

  The old man cackled at that. “I wish I knew how to do such wonderful things, but those secrets are locked away in my master’s grimoire, and I don’t read the old nguage as well as he did, so they are forever lost to me.”

  “I’m pretty good with nguages,” Simon said. “I could check it out for you.”

  “Why shouldn’t I turn you to ash the moment you release me?” Androni asked with a sneer, suddenly remembering to at least pretend to be the bad guy, but there was something seriously off here to Simon.

  “Well, if you kill me, you’ll burn the book, and you’ll be out the secret of eternal life,” Simon said, w if this guy would be dumb enough to bite.

  “Very well,” he said after a moment, prompting Simon to rex his grip. “Show me yid I will let you glimpse my master’s terrible wisdom. Make me young again.”

  Everything about this guy’s body nguage made Simon sure that the wizard was just itg to betray him. He just oozed ic-book vilin vibes, but despite that, Simon decided to py along a little, and he released the old man.

  “Alright,” Simon said, bringing the ko his forearm and cutting deep enough with his ko make himself bleed immediately. “” Watch closely. You will see me el pure life force to close this wound.”

  “A??????u??????f?????v?????a?????r????u??????m????? ????H???????j??????a?????k???k??????” he muttered under his breath, making the wound close instantly before he wiped away the blood to prove it had vanished without so much as a scar.

  If this wannabe wizard knew healing magic, Simon would be in trouble, but as he watched the other man’s face light up with undisguised glee, he khat it was not a spell the old man knew. He had him.

  “Marvelous,” Androni muttered. “Simply marvelous. Tell me - what is the secret? Did you get time to loop upon itself, or did you steal the energy from the earth? If only I khe secret, perhaps my blood magic could be…?”

  “Nope,” Simon answered ftly as he looked at the altar and the human remains that cluttered it with distaste. “I’ve shown you mine. Now you show me yours.”

  The mage looked like he was about to protest, but instead, he sighed and said, “Fine, fiake a look, but be quick about it!”

  That was all the permission Simon needed, and uhe watchful eye of the twitchy aian, he opehe cover and began to leaf through the pages of the aome.

  If it was written in different nguages, Simon couldn’t tell. It all looked the same to him, and though some of the handwriting bordered on the illegible, everything but the strange symbols he’d noted previously in the chapel were perfectly uandable.

  Some of the words stood out a lot more than others, though, and he khose were the words of power he’d been searg for.

  V???r???a???z???i???g??? , ???D???n???a???r???t???h???, and O???o???n???b???e???t???i???t??? stood ht away, but he glimpsed others, and as he read them, he felt the powerful symbols dig into his mind. Simon’s eyes widened as he realized that he could use lighting and pure force as well as fire now, but there was an even bigger revetion.

  ???D???n???a???r???t???h??? was a word that meant distant. It was a modifier, and if that was the case…

  Simon’s mind boggled at the implications, and it was just as he realized that he’d had the means of casting a more trolled version of the fire spell the whole time that Androni smmed the book shut. Simon had let his excitement show too much, and the other man now realized he had more than a little leverage here.

  “See? Did I not tell you my master was an intellect without equal? Without pare?” Androni asked. “Before I allow you to explore more of his wisdom, though, we must first e to a bargain, you and I.”

  “What do you propose,” Simon asked, curious what this lunatic thought was fair.

  “Well, after you have given me your secret words and I have restored my youth, we will plete the sughter that I promised to the gods as thanks fing you here,” he answered with a smile, “and then you shall bey apprentice.”

  “Your apprentice, huh?” Simon asked, doing his best to keep his faeutral like he was taking any of this seriously. “I suppose we might be able to work something out.”

  “Of course,” he said. “You transcribe the words I ot read into some more muage, and thewo of us plete my master’s great work and—”

  The strange old wizard was taken pletely by surprise as Simon rabbit punched him ihroat. His eyes went wide at the sudden turn of events, and he colpsed to his knees while Simon’s eyes flicked to the golem, which didn’t appear to be moving, thankfully. Simon picked up the tome a down to look the old man in the eye.

  “No one is dying today,” he said smugly. “Not even you, since you were so helpful. Grahere’s not much a bitter old man like you do, but just between you and me, I think you should have studied under your master a bit harder before he passed. It’s clear to me there are… gaps in your education.”

  Simon strolled toward the stairway, uned about either threat he was leaving behind. He could have just killed the old guy, but something about him made it feel like it was a bigger punishment to let him keep breathing.

  “Gha. Dddhefend your master you…” the mage gasped and choked in his awkward fantasy Latin before he switched to a nguage he was obviously more fluent in. “You useless stone monstrosity.”

  Simon heard the thing grind to life once more, but it would never catch him now. He’d proven st time this thing couldn’t get anywhere close to the door because of how much it weighed. Even as it charged toward him, Simon was running up the stairs, and before it had mao rip out more than the first few, he was already opening the door and stepping onto the level.

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